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I'll be watching the last tonight with a heavy heart. I haven't felt this teary since Rula Lenska ate a raw onion in me cab.
3:03 AM Nov 5th
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Blimey. Just come back from the fare of the century. Sir Ranulph Fiennes wanted a lift to Antarctica. I shit you not.
3:08 AM Oct 27th
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Bonnie Tyler is a goddess. I'd drive her to the arse end of nowhere and back again for no charge. I'd have to draw the line at Wales, mind.
10:10 AM Oct 24th
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I reckon if you poured salt on Griffin he'd dissolve like the oily, grinning slug he is. I'll try it next time he's in the back of me cab.
3:59 PM Oct 22nd
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Oh yeah, and I've got a picture of the Queen Mum tattooed up me left buttock. Gawd bless.
2:20 PM Oct 22nd
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Sippin' a lager, tucking into last night's curry and listening to me B&O sound system. THAT, Griffin, is multiculturalism at its finest.
2:19 PM Oct 22nd
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Eugh, here's an ugly thought: Nick Griffin doin the dirty with Jan Moir while Jeremy Clarkson films it.
1:58 PM Oct 22nd
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Oi oi! Lets hear it for starting in about 8 of your Queen's minutes...
1:52 PM Oct 22nd
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Dropped off that Nick Griffin at the BBC. I'm no saint but that man is a fascist, scum-mongering TOILET.
10:10 AM Oct 22nd
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If I could have anyone in my cab it'd be the Queen Mum, 20 years ago, in her prime. Wouldn't have her on my upholstery in her current state.
4:03 AM Oct 22nd
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Got that Paul Smith in the back. He may be the don of British sartorial doodaa, but he don't half go on. Put a stripy sock in it, Paul.
12:18 PM Oct 21st
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Picked that Coleen Nolan up from Heathrow last night. M4 was chocca so I took her round the back route. She didn't tip.
2:38 AM Oct 20th
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Nothing I like better than parking up with a bacon butty and watching the morning joggers. Ooh, there goes Alan Bennett in purple lycra.
2:23 AM Oct 18th
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Hello hello, some toerag's been filming me going about my business:
8:47 AM Oct 16th
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Now, I like a bit of tabloid sleaze like the next man, but that is a MUPPET. She should stick to what she's good at. Nothing.
4:17 AM Oct 16th
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Alright, who left a dirty in the back of me cab? It's out of two city boys, an MP or Maureen Lipman.
2:28 PM Oct 15th
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'Er indoors has made me a 'credit crunch' packed lunch. LIDL cheddar and homemade picalilli sarnies. Lets hope pigeons like picalilli.
5:14 AM Oct 15th
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I bet David Cameron'll have summink to say about rising unemployment. Had him in the back once. Reminded me of a jellied eel. Unpalatable.
9:14 AM Oct 14th
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I think I'll have my lunch in Brompton Cemetery today. Nothing like the sight of men bumming in a graveyard while you eat a ploughman's.
6:14 AM Oct 14th
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Drove past Trafalgar Square just now. No one on the plinth. Just a load of pigeons. And Yuri Geller having a paddle under the lions.
3:03 AM Oct 14th
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- Name The Cabbie
- Location London
- Web http://www.e4.com...
- Bio The Cabbie from School of Comedy. He's had everyone in the back of his cab, from Mother Theresa to Anton du Beke.
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