TheBloggess
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Please keep her in your thoughts.
about 12 hours ago
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My daughter is freaking me out.
about 16 hours ago
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Most of this advice will get you arrested but that doesn't make it any less valid.
about 18 hours ago
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Amazing.
about 19 hours ago
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@ That's James Garfield, dude. We don't question James Garfield.
about 21 hours ago
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I've just come to the conclusion that I'm almost completely sexist when it comes to music.
about 22 hours ago
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This morning @ the coffee shop the guy handed me my coffee said "I can not believe you didn't go back for James Garfield." True story.
about 23 hours ago
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@ Do you remember me? Hint: 4th page of your "Flower to Flame" book. I just went by Jennifer Lawson back then.
6:31 PM Nov 22nd
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We have a winner. (Not entirely safe for work, as usual)
6:15 PM Nov 22nd
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Number of fights Victor and I have had about James Garfield this morning? 3 and counting.
9:31 AM Nov 22nd
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Holy shit. How do I glue human hair back on?
6:32 PM Nov 21st
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Ugh. I either have fatal swine flu or a headache. Feels a lot like fatal swine flu.
9:00 AM Nov 21st
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Unless we're talking about the books. Then I'm totally Team Edward. I'm complicated that way.
6:54 PM Nov 20th
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: Answer: Team Jacob. Stop judging me.
6:48 PM Nov 20th
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~ When I left there were people lined up to see the next showing. They were all screaming "TEAM JACOB OR TEAM EDWARD?!"
6:47 PM Nov 20th
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~ "What..so...that's the end?" is code for "I better get an amazing blow job for taking you to this movie".
6:46 PM Nov 20th
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~ When the credits rolled you could hear a bunch of dudes saying "Wha...so...that's the end?"
6:45 PM Nov 20th
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~ Also, Edward seemed to vaguely catatonic during most of the movie. He and Bella both strike me as being cutters.
6:39 PM Nov 20th
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~ Edward's teeth seem too big for his mouth. But those are his real teeth. Why is his mouth always open?
6:38 PM Nov 20th
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~ All the half-naked Indians are werewolves. All the weird-looking people are vampires. Bella needs anti-depressants.
6:34 PM Nov 20th
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