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  1. http://bit.ly/3BZX7n It's not what you think it is. (Not *entirely* safe for work.) about 1 hour ago from web
  2. And Yentl. about 2 hours ago from web
  3. Hang on. Apparently there's kosher bacon now. Awesome. Everything I know about being Jewish I learned from twitter. about 2 hours ago from web
  4. I have to tell my 5 year old she can't have bacon anymore. She's going to be crushed. about 2 hours ago from web
  5. Got it. Apparently Jewishness is passed through the mother. My mom's an atheist but I think Heeb Magainze just made my daughter Jewish. about 2 hours ago from web
  6. Also, I know all the words to Yentl. I don't know if that matters but I thought I'd mention it. about 2 hours ago from web
  7. If I don't own a Bible but I have a subscription to Heeb Magazine does that make me automatically Jewish? Someone check the bi-laws. about 2 hours ago from web
  8. Fellow insomniacs! Go do this right now before google fixes it: http://thebloggess.com/?p=4713 about 15 hours ago from web
  9. And I just used #donttrytoholla in a tweet. Twice now. Awesome. I have met the enemy, and it is me. about 16 hours ago from web
  10. Also, this rant will make even less sense in the morning when #donttrytoholla is no longer a trending topic. about 16 hours ago from web
  11. But I probably scare the shit out of their mooses if we're being honest here. about 16 hours ago from web
  12. Also, full disclosure: I've never actually been to Canada. about 16 hours ago from web
  13. Don't try to deny it, Canada. Last time I was there everyone was all "Why are you hollering? Keep it down, drunky. You're scaring our moose" about 16 hours ago from web
  14. Canada hates hollering. about 16 hours ago from web
  15. Or Canada. It might be Canada's fault. about 16 hours ago from web
  16. The trending topics on twitter make me sad for America. about 16 hours ago from web
  17. My blog = A water-color trainwreck. http://bit.ly/28VCeq Completely awesome. 12:58 PM Nov 11th from web
  18. http://bit.ly/Vrc0y Remembering Maddie. 7:00 AM Nov 11th from web
  19. http://thebloggess.com/?p=4669 Apparently you *can't* bring your cobra on the plane. 4:58 PM Nov 10th from web
  20. http://bit.ly/42SpUn Me at a Japanese sex hotel. Only vaguely safe for work. 8:25 AM Nov 10th from web