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  1. http://bit.ly/3BZX7n It's not what you think it is. (Not *entirely* safe for work.)
  2. And Yentl.
  3. Hang on. Apparently there's kosher bacon now. Awesome. Everything I know about being Jewish I learned from twitter.
  4. I have to tell my 5 year old she can't have bacon anymore. She's going to be crushed.
  5. Got it. Apparently Jewishness is passed through the mother. My mom's an atheist but I think Heeb Magainze just made my daughter Jewish.
  6. Also, I know all the words to Yentl. I don't know if that matters but I thought I'd mention it.
  7. If I don't own a Bible but I have a subscription to Heeb Magazine does that make me automatically Jewish? Someone check the bi-laws.
  8. Fellow insomniacs! Go do this right now before google fixes it: http://thebloggess.com/?p=4713
  9. And I just used #donttrytoholla in a tweet. Twice now. Awesome. I have met the enemy, and it is me.
  10. Also, this rant will make even less sense in the morning when #donttrytoholla is no longer a trending topic.
  11. But I probably scare the shit out of their mooses if we're being honest here.
  12. Also, full disclosure: I've never actually been to Canada.
  13. Don't try to deny it, Canada. Last time I was there everyone was all "Why are you hollering? Keep it down, drunky. You're scaring our moose"
  14. Canada hates hollering.
  15. Or Canada. It might be Canada's fault.
  16. The trending topics on twitter make me sad for America.
  17. My blog = A water-color trainwreck. http://bit.ly/28VCeq Completely awesome.
  18. http://bit.ly/Vrc0y Remembering Maddie.
  19. http://thebloggess.com/?p=4669 Apparently you *can't* bring your cobra on the plane.
  20. http://bit.ly/42SpUn Me at a Japanese sex hotel. Only vaguely safe for work.