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  1. Just discovered that selling the Knicks on eBay would cost him 40 cents! Ain't no way he can make that back...sigh.
  2. Is so tired of hearing about how bad the Knicks are that he's going to sell them on ebay...put everyone out of their misery.
  3. @bruceadam Wooohoooooooo Bruce...and Tellie...and Noah!!!
  4. Twitter keeps f#cking with me...kicking me off, screwing with my password like some ex-girlfriend. I don't even remember dating her...
  5. Drinking myself blind so that maybe I can wake up and discover that the Tigers beat the Sox and East Lansing exploded.
  6. The Detroit Tigers suck.
  7. No Olympics for Chicago...I'm blaming Oprah.
  8. Dennis Hopper is in a NY hospital and the Tigers are one win from winning the AL Central Division...coincidence? I don't think so.
  9. Brady Quinn is now available to cut your lawn...seriously.
  10. Curtis Granderson stripped me of my tourniquet but Fernando Rodney quickly slapped it back on before I bled out.
  11. Curtis Granderson just slapped a tourniquet above the gash in my heart where all the hope was rushing out.
  12. U-M's lack of respect 'sickening' says Spartans DE, Trevor Anderson, before anyone in the football office could tell him to shut the @#$& up
  13. According to a criminal complaint, Chuck Knoblauch's wife told police he hit her in the face...It obviously wasn't with a thrown ball.
  14. @bruceadam I'm one too but mine needs to not make the playoffs.
  15. Today the Tigers & Twins are desperately seeking to be the victim of Derek Jeter's nauseating heroics next week...let's watch.
  16. @bruceadam Huh?
  17. Is it wrong to be happy that Chad Pennington has a torn something or other and will miss the rest of the year? I think that's Henne-rific
  18. Wants his very own Maceo Baston time machine like the Pistons have.
  19. Heading home to visit is a great way to meet people who are in denial about how horribly their life has turned out...or to brag, whichever.
  20. Two coffees after 9pm is probably a dumb start to a fitful night...no worse than watching the Cardinals.