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  1. Will be calling back tomorrow to find out if they can be made to see reason.
  2. Old dr's office wants $15/page to copy 16f yrs of records. OMGWTFLOL HAHAHA NO Am legally entitled to my records for less than $1,000+.
  3. @emokidsloveme She'd burn them at the stake.
  4. I need to become one of those moms who drinks a lot. Sigh.
  5. I am luring people to my house by promising them chicken and dumplings.
  6. Random factoid: my uncle baptized Chaka Khan. #soultrainawards
  7. @BagelofDeath YOu are young and attractive and living in a major city. You have no excuse for watching this show, woman.
  8. It's so much easier to keep the house clean when we're not here.
  9. @AureliaCotta I think a circus sounds like more fun than what I'm contemplating, which is running away and joining a convent.
  10. @smolliecakes Cool!
  11. Will my house ever be clean, or will the presence of children prevent me from ever walking across my living room w/out kicking something?
  12. @beachycat Did you see that YouTube is adding captions? http://www.afterdawn.com/ne...
  13. @Cecilyk We rented the suite at the hotel - kids slept in one room while we watched TV in the other. Worth every penny, as you said.
  14. Home. 208 miles in 2 days with a 3 month old and 2.5 year old. Phew.
  15. Another holiday season passes and I CANNOT DRINK ALCOHOL AGAIN. Argh.
  16. Finished cooking for the night. Now just have to pack for a family of four, wash dishes, and SLEEP.
  17. Two out of three dishes done. Now I have to bake sweet potatoes.
  18. Have peeled five pounds of potatoes and only skinned my knuckles once. Hooray for me.
  19. @cleolinda Did you see the Alice in Wonderland/Twilight mashup? http://tinyurl.com/yhek7yw
  20. RT @argylestyle: So Beck is planning a march on Washington in 10 months to protest Obamas agenda? Is he from the future? #p2 #asshat