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  1. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Toki Wartooth! http://bit.ly/5FtHhO (for @nicholasreed ,@newageamazon , and anyone else who wants it).
  2. @nicholasreed Say, did you ever find a copy of Toki's new song? Because I finally broke down and made one for myself. And can share.
  3. @newageamazon "Hamhammered" would also be good. And "Deen Hamhammer" would be a good name for a D&D character.
  4. That video of Paula Deen getting hit in the face with a ham isn't that great, but the phrase "hit in the face with a ham" sure is.
  5. @snowth Just chicken stock. But I figured, hey, try it with vegetable stock instead. There is no reason it should have worked, but it did.
  6. Vegetarian version of awesome soup: successful. May need bacon.
  7. New Symphony of Science! As such, I will be happy for at least the next week. http://bit.ly/4rpgTY
  8. When Michael Bay destroys ancient Egyptian monuments, it's stupid and offensive. When Dethklok does it, it is fucking amazing.
  9. "What, did Henry Darger write this!?"
  10. What the... I'm a tag? On Jezebel? Holy fucking fuck. http://bit.ly/8mYdfp
  11. Hacked emails prove a few people at one location did nothing unusual. Therefore, all that polar ice has magically grown back. Logic!
  12. Important film criticism: "Up" features the greatest old-man-fight in recent cinema history.
  13. @Bulletproofheeb I know. Take that, world! I matter!
  14. I like how "Wait for the Rifftrax" has replaced "Wait for the DVD" as a viewing suggestion.
  15. I'm getting a lot of email from YouTube today. Has my stupid cartoon gone viral without my knowledge?
  16. @nicholasreed Have you learned nothing from Cat and Girl? Vampires don't get to be hipsters anymore.
  17. @CrumblyFish There's no way around it: that was almost unbearably awesome.
  18. @snowth Any jars would work, but these are a particularly nice size -- short enough that I can actually reach stuff in them.
  19. I switched to a different brand of peanut butter, not because I like it more, but because it comes in a glass jar, and I needed jars.
  20. @nessalh I watched your precious chocolate movie. With all due respect, I have slightly more hair than that guy. And cooler glasses.