TheBeak
- @ Wait, what? Based on me? I don't care where you end up going with it, I am reading this thing.about 4 hours ago from Seesmic in reply to snowth
- Mad Men was weirdly optimistic, and Venture was weirdly Mad Men-esque. Tonight, the universe got a little better.9:29 PM Nov 8th from Seesmic
- I know I talk about this too much, but... Holy shit, cooking is awesome. It's like science, but then you can eat it.12:31 PM Nov 8th from Seesmic
- Is anyone willing to find out if the order form on dicktowel.com is real?5:36 AM Nov 6th from Seesmic
- Look. Zemeckis. Just stop. The technology is not ready yet.6:46 PM Nov 5th from Seesmic
- @ The hairless bear looks... disturbingly humanoid. Like a gorilla from hell.6:30 PM Nov 5th from Seesmic in reply to nessalh
- @ That is the dourest cat I have ever seen.12:07 PM Nov 5th from Seesmic in reply to snowth
- A spider just landed in my soup, ruining it. My life is officially a cartoon aimed at 3-to-5-year-olds.11:03 AM Nov 4th from Seesmic
- I'm increasingly certain that all of my anxieties trace back to reading Berenstain Bears books as a child.3:13 PM Nov 3rd from Seesmic
- Pure awesome: Art deco-style posters for Pixar's "Up" - 8:31 AM Nov 3rd from Seesmic
- Douchebag Solidarity: 5:18 AM Nov 2nd from Seesmic
- You know what's on TV right now? Ghostbusters, that's what. Life isn't so crappy after all.3:07 PM Nov 1st from Seesmic
- @ I had to re-follow you, so... maybe?2:54 PM Nov 1st from Seesmic in reply to nessalh
- Deep down, I understand that fried mac & cheese should disgust me. But here I am, heating up oil and preparing breading.8:30 AM Nov 1st from Seesmic
- When a recipe calls for bacon, it needs to specify: raw or cooked. Otherwise, breakfast is a 2-hour ordeal ending with me eating cereal.6:32 AM Oct 31st from Seesmic
- I literally just helped a sweet old lady across the street. Who knew these things still happened?5:05 AM Oct 30th from txt
- New at the Beak: Dissecting Transformers, part 2: A Very Big Wheel 1:21 PM Oct 29th from twitterfeed
- Whenever I clean, I get a headache, either from inhaling household cleaners or from drinking a whole pot of coffee to stay motivated.6:47 AM Oct 29th from Seesmic
- I woke up much too early. I could make pancakes. But I won't.2:03 AM Oct 29th from Seesmic
- @ @ Point is, if I want to live in a hobbit hole someday, I'll probably just bury a house.11:55 AM Oct 28th from Seesmic in reply to nicholasreed
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- Name Varius
- Location Beaksburgh, PA
- Web http://www.thebea...
- Bio I am mostly here so no one else will take this name.
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