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  1. @AdamIss no way. they all hate it. especially since it is always some benchwarmers giving the bath - the good players are 2 focused on game!
  2. from the AP perspective i'd still almost be tempted to vote texas...
  3. too bad some nice white austin family hadn't adopted a giant left tackle and steered him to UT to protect that rookie just now...
  4. two pass interference calls they got away with on that series...
  5. wow, i may have to stay up and watch the end of this afterall...
  6. i hope this game of rotating musical chairs doesn't leave @jimmyfallon out in the cold w no show! hang 'em up @nbcjay.
  7. @betty477 just call them back friday night...
  8. Do yourself a favor and watch the overtime of the wrld Jr hockey championships on NHL network 458 in NYC. Canada and U.S. Knotted at 5!!
  9. @andrewwk we stand by u. of corse we rn't the original statler&waldorf. they are in a home and we are actually not very curmudgeonly at all!
  10. @carney we enjoy http://2050ad.org for greenjobs, cleantech, infrastructure. that site mainly aggregation w some editorial but great writer
  11. @ImAVeronica pretty woman didn't just set false expectations for chicks! where can u actually find a hot callgirl for only 3 grand a wk?
  12. if cowbell girl is not on national television by saturday night, we retire from twitter.
  13. it's 2010 blind people have earned the right 2 look ridiculous just like the rest of us. and sad cowbell clrly girl looks ridiculous.
  14. @ActuallyNPH statler enjoys the depends changing reminder app...
  15. hmm... i really like chips, so maybe i'll be frito lay marketing director..
  16. hey ABC quite a diverse mix of blond big boobed chicks u got there.. u could have @ least had a Sister there 2 get 2 the 2nd round!
  17. only thing cornier than the jazzed up job descriptions of the bachelor hopefuls is their embarrassing attempts 2 differentiate themselves
  18. @vonverena ooof. not typical fare for statler (since i'm closer to grave than cradle), but kids understandings are =ally fascinating & sad
  19. They edited out on extreme homemakeover last nite where statler foreclosed on their sorry asses bc they cldnt cover the new tax assessment
  20. @MJMcKean congrats on a great run! sad that it finished so soon. a truly great show. at least we still have shrek...