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  1. Bite Me: The Cover http://yfrog.com/04bitemefi...9:00 PM Nov 5th from Yfrog
  2. Yes, Bite Me is finished. Why only two chapters? Because you CAN'T HANDLE THE TOOTH! http://ping.fm/EvGDl12:46 PM Nov 4th from Ping.fm
  3. Bite Me! The first two chapters of the new book, available right now, right here:... http://bit.ly/PeSyw12:22 PM Nov 4th from Facebook
  4. BITE ME! The first two chapters of my new book, absolutely free: http://ping.fm/7vEcO12:21 PM Nov 4th from Ping.fm
  5. Not sure about this being high in the dentist chair. After my cleaning went to 7-11 and bought 8 bags of Cheetos.2:20 PM Oct 29th from Tweetie
  6. Just had nitrous oxide for the first time while I was having my teeth cleaned. Whoa. Kinda mad about previous 500 cleanind without it.2:01 PM Oct 29th from Tweetie
  7. Shakespeare and The Author Guy in New Jersey: http://ping.fm/BWgeO11:49 AM Oct 23rd from Ping.fm
  8. New B&N e-reader is called the Nook.I will officially be making my living by selling Nooky. Tks loads 4 smackin dat metaphor's ass, B&N.10:29 PM Oct 20th from Ping.fm
  9. I didn't have a choice when I was six. It was just the box. No cool spacecraft balloon. My parents suck.3:33 PM Oct 15th from Ping.fm
  10. @petersagal But if it had been one of your kids there would have been pledge breaks between the balloon footage. :)3:32 PM Oct 15th from web in reply to petersagal
  11. Just got an offer 4 degree in Hospitality Management. I almost always manage my hospitality. WHAT ABOUT MY ANGER, FUCKTARDS! Sorry.See?9:26 AM Oct 12th from Ping.fm
  12. Me, in perfect fucking French, in a "Gothy" magazine. My street cred is huge now:http://ping.fm/QTFdW2:36 PM Oct 11th from Ping.fm
  13. Amrica'sTopWriter wk3 elimintn:Explore alcoholism & do something inappropriate in front of a crowd.(Bitch please! that's like my to-do list)1:17 AM Oct 11th from Ping.fm
  14. ATW: Jamming on L. Cheney's dog's shower card.One puppy 2 small on sonogram so Cesarean delivery. Need rhymes for "stitch" and "runt".11:20 PM Oct 9th from Ping.fm
  15. Americas Top Writer:quickwrite:rhyming couplets 4 invites to Liz Cheney's "If you can't join 'em, Lick 'em" dog's birth shower.11:15 PM Oct 9th from Ping.fm
  16. Whew.Didn't get sent home for the Ratbag MotherF**kin Puppy. L.K. Hamilton/D. Pinkwater's:"The Monster's No-No Place" won best kid story.10:20 AM Oct 9th from Ping.fm
  17. America's Top Writer. Ellroy and I have finished our kid's story: That Ratbag MotherF**kin' Puppy.The Make-A-Wish kids will love it!10:38 PM Oct 8th from Ping.fm
  18. America's Top Writer. I'm fucked.Divided into teams,we have to write a kid's story.My partner is James Ellroy.Snickett/Cabott will own.2:03 PM Oct 8th from Ping.fm
  19. America's Top Writer. Amy Tan won round 1. Not allowed to say who is sent home, but in Scooby Speak it's Rames Ratterson.9:25 AM Oct 8th from web
  20. Hosed!America's Top Writer first elimination challenge:Write Asian American Woman's story.Amy Tan snarking bad(her little dogs too!)1:58 AM Oct 8th from Ping.fm
  • Name Christopher Moore
  • Location iPhone: 48.854222,2.350040
  • Web http://ChrisMoore...
  • Bio I write books and stuff.
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