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  1. Turns out that Black Friday is not the day we all get to be black.This Calendar Sucks. Changing plans for Take the Bitch to Work Day.
  2. @Stephanie_25 You must replay to her in French. "L'awesome, il est l'awseome."
  3. Enjoying Black Friday by having a sense of rhythm and resenting The Man. Tomorrow, back to being The Man.<Sigh>Still can't dance.
  4. I've decided that I, too, will pardon a turkey. But mine actually did some crimes.Drunk driving. I can't believe I gave him my keys.
  5. I just had a shot a Nyquil and now I really want to go operate heavy machinery. Is that weird?
  6. If we could only get cancer to interview Sarah Palin maybe it would quit and go home too.
  7. Oprah's quitting. Palin's been a big influence on her.
  8. Mixed Blessing: First Pumpkin Spice Latte of the season for me-in Dallas airport.One Black Friday trampling riot and holidays are on!
  9. Subtext:I command the mightiest military force to ever exist on the planet. That fact proceeds me.Bowing to a old guy doesn't dilute it.
  10. Sign edition of Lamb for Xmas? http://www.booksinc.net/Chr...
  11. Some guy just took me to task for being sophomoric and juvenile. Like I have time for both at once.
  12. Watching the G.I. Joe Movie. Here's the plot: Shiny stuff is blowed up. L'awesome. My surround sound system is melting...
  13. Christmas Zombies guest blog! http://ping.fm/RpmQT
  14. Bite Me: The Cover http://yfrog.com/04bitemefi...
  15. Yes, Bite Me is finished. Why only two chapters? Because you CAN'T HANDLE THE TOOTH! http://ping.fm/EvGDl
  16. Bite Me! The first two chapters of the new book, available right now, right here:... http://bit.ly/PeSyw
  17. BITE ME! The first two chapters of my new book, absolutely free: http://ping.fm/7vEcO
  18. Not sure about this being high in the dentist chair. After my cleaning went to 7-11 and bought 8 bags of Cheetos.
  19. Just had nitrous oxide for the first time while I was having my teeth cleaned. Whoa. Kinda mad about previous 500 cleanind without it.
  20. Shakespeare and The Author Guy in New Jersey: http://ping.fm/BWgeO