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  1. The snow shoveling fairies in my neighborhood have done a commendable job. 7:56 AM Dec 20th from TweetDeck
  2. Anyone know any good Lasgo jokes? 4:14 PM Dec 15th from web
  3. I wonder if Snooki will get to host SNL this season. 11:42 AM Dec 14th from web
  4. @thatdorkpaul That's a good use of it! Sorry it took a while, the line at the post office was really long. 11:30 AM Dec 14th from web in reply to thatdorkpaul
  5. I def want to check out stuff at Fight Fest @bricktheater Use the code ROUNDHOUSE for $13 tix - http://www.bricktheater.com/fightfest 1:06 PM Dec 9th from web
  6. Thanks @thephilwells and @youngamerican for your help! 12:45 PM Dec 8th from web
  7. Anybody have a Kickstarter invite? I'll fund your project with $10 for being so gracious. 11:27 AM Dec 8th from web
  8. Cant believe I got this far in life w/o getting my hair shaped at a Mexican barbershop. I look like a million pesos today. 7:12 PM Dec 4th from web
  9. I wanna be a guido now! How do I do this?? 1:15 PM Dec 4th from web
  10. @shawnhollenbach What's a Twitter Reading Series? 10:18 AM Dec 4th from web in reply to shawnhollenbach
  11. RT @marcusparks: New Episode of PoaC! This one features two giggly-smiley faces, Jordan Carlos and Robert Dean. Link! http://bit.ly/6sIhDZ 3:29 PM Dec 3rd from web
  12. Lunatics on the subway are menacingly funny sometimes. 10:01 PM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck
  13. I made a list - The 16 Best Magazine Covers of the Decade Featuring Funny People - http://bit.ly/4PeDeX 2:58 PM Dec 1st from web
  14. @Adam_Newman South Brooklyn or NoBro? 7:48 PM Nov 27th from TweetDeck in reply to Adam_Newman
  15. @mikedrucker She's never been in re-hab either. Two appealing qualities in a 30 something! 5:16 PM Nov 23rd from web
  16. Here's another crazy person who wanted to be my roommate: http://bit.ly/6fBGfm 5:06 PM Nov 23rd from web
  17. I have so many Lady Gaga tickets, I could sit in a bathtub with them & wait for someone to shoot me. Just like in Slumdog Millionaire. 1:56 PM Nov 20th from web
  18. What am I going to do with all these Lady Gaga tickets??? 1:37 PM Nov 20th from web
  19. Just ate a half dozen Eggos like there wasn't an Eggo shortage. I do what I want. 2:43 PM Nov 18th from web
  20. @thatdorkpaul @thegregjohnson Congratulations! You've won the Andy Barker PI DVD contest. DM me with ur addresses. US SHIPPING ONLY! 1:55 PM Nov 16th from web