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  1. Me? Oh I'm just singing "Dude Looks Like A Lady" to my cat with rewritten lyrics about her eating a taco.
  2. @katespencer NEVER!!
  3. Just paid my AT&T bill. #ATTMAIL
  4. RT @paulscheer @nickkroll Congrats!
  5. Just had one of those "Beautiful Mind" kinds of productive days. By which I mean - I made out with Ron Howard.
  6. Rockefeller Center. No AT&T service. #ATTFAIL
  7. Robin Williams new special ends with a Porno Popeye saying "I creamed my spinach." I've been overthinking "comedy."
  8. Why do you still have to get paper passport photos? I THOUGHT WE BEAT THE RUSSIANS.
  9. DERRICK made a hilarious movie about a gullible office worker! It's called MYSTERY TEAM. Go see it this week in NYC! #mysteryteam
  10. MYSTERY TEAM is go!
  11. @KayKayCannon Great episode! This is not a trap.
  12. EVERYONE agrees that AT&T has horrible service. Especially for VOICE CONNECTIVITY. http://tinyurl.com/yld27fy #ATTFAIL
  13. THIS IS THE MOST PERSONAL THING I'VE EVER TOLD ANYONE.
  14. Even if the breath smells good, I get obsessed by the fact that I'm getting sprayed with breath with every word the other person says.
  15. Sometimes I avoid conversations because I don't feel like smelling other people's breath.
  16. In the last 2 weeks I bought a stove, a fridge, two rugs, and a shower head. Time to start tucking my shirt into my shorts!
  17. PS - The GUTENBERG! CD makes a great Cyber Monday purchase: http://tinyurl.com/ykvna43 It's also on iTunes!
  18. San Fran Chronicle says GUTENBERG! is "reasonably tuneful, ridiculously silly and generally pretty funny." That's a lot of faint praise!
  19. Sign on 7th Ave @ 14th St: BARBER SHOP - WE BUY GOLD AND DIAMONDS
  20. Can't sleep. Need to know who won the 3x3 improv tourney at UCBT tonight. May never sleep again if someone doesn't tell me.