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  1. @sucittaM 1) I plead the 5th; 2) For teh funniez!!111
  2. @SexCpotatoes Well I'm starting the early shift soon, so I could possibly entertain you for a few minutes around 5:30 pst :)
  3. @SexCpotatoes You work graveyard?
  4. This cock has been blown. Out of proportion.
  5. @debihope Nobody turns bullshit into gold like you do. XOXO
  6. Email something 6,000 messages old account blahdeblah oh fuckit, nobody cares.
  7. Favorite spam mail subject line ever: "placid clodhopper"
  8. @paperdollsmile BWAHAHAHHAAAHA http://bit.ly/82WPqQ
  9. Sen. Nelson is trying to get the Stupak verbiage back into HCR, but I think it's not robust enough. We need to add protection for tapeworms.
  10. Did you know you can type a gmail so long that gmail cuts you off? I didn't. Until today.
  11. @debihope MWAH.
  12. Yes, I know that 55°F isn't "cold". It's California. Fuck off. Here, anything less than 75°F is fucking freezing. Ask my extremities.
  13. Weather.com says it's 55°F; Feels Like 55°F. Bullshit. It doesn't feel like anything because all my feely parts are numb.
  14. @Favstar I need my favstar list synced please and thank you.
  15. @SexCpotatoes NEEEEEEERD!
  16. Awwww, my cat and I just belched at the same time.
  17. RT @DieLaughing --> Hipsters made beards cool so people wouldn't mistake them for 12 year olds because of how they dress.
  18. It's not gross if nobody saw you do it.
  19. And in the middle of here and now, don't you think that we might see each other once or twice? -Richard Bach, "Jonathan Livingston Seagull"
  20. Overcome space, and all we have left is here. Overcome time, and all we have left is now...