thealisonbecker
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RT @: CBS Early Show pixelated Adam Lambert kissing a guy. What's obscene @ 2 guys kissing?! Homophobia should be protested no
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about 4 hours ago
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Continental is the worst airline to fly with a pet. They're all stressed and paranoid, like I'm carrying an alien with swine flu and a gun.
about 17 hours ago
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@ I think most episodes are on YouTube as well. That's a fun site. The kids seem to like it.
about 17 hours ago
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in reply to andrewsiff4NY
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Packing for more Mayne Street shoots. Running out of "Sarah" clothes; get ready for some repeat appearances.
4:57 AM Nov 24th
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On those suspended steps at the Apple Store
7:17 PM Nov 23rd
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@ In LA, my walking shoes look newer longer.
7:16 PM Nov 23rd
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in reply to Adam_Farley
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My parents got an iPhone. Jon Cusack and Nostradamus were right.
1:11 PM Nov 23rd
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RT @: If I get the feeling I am being watched, I fake a yawn, then look around quickly to see who else yawns, then I know.
10:49 AM Nov 23rd
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In New York, I am constantly trying to get rid of change. (It's heavy and I'm walking!) In LA, I am constantly trying to get it. (Meters!)
9:40 AM Nov 23rd
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Winning "A YEAR'S SUPPLY OF SUNTAN LOTION" sounds great! But when you think about it, it's really just one bottle.
10:40 PM Nov 22nd
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Suddenly, so much more makes sense: RT@sethmeyers21 - When sketches aren't on-line it almost always has to do with musical clearance issues.
10:26 AM Nov 22nd
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I'm too short for some clothes but too tall for the Petite ones. I feel like that Britney song "Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman."
10:23 AM Nov 22nd
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Going for a run feels great! Until 2 hours later when you still haven't showered. Then it feels really, really sad.
2:54 PM Nov 21st
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RT @: Saturday am in the city: perfect time to play sidewalk "puke, soup or small pumpkin?"
1:22 PM Nov 21st
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Putting on running clothes feels great! Until 3 hours later when you still haven't left the house. Then it feels really, really depressing.
12:14 PM Nov 21st
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@ - Happy Birthday! I am late on that; I know. Please don't charge me $39 like Amex does.
12:13 PM Nov 21st
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in reply to ShmattShmanaya
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@ Don't be ridiculous. Girls aren't funny. We are just walking boobs who make sandwiches. Do you want a sandwich?
10:56 AM Nov 20th
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Why do I keep checking my phone? It's 7am. Normal people are sleeping.
7:27 AM Nov 19th
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Oh my goodness. Just ate at Street in LA. Oh my goodness. That thing with the coconut jam blew my mind. One more time: Oh my goodness.
10:16 PM Nov 18th
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Does anyone else send themselves reminder emails or texts, and then get momentarily excited when they see a new message?
6:06 PM Nov 18th
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- Name alison becker
- Location usa, usually
- Bio aka sarah on mayne street, vj on vh1, becky on z rock, shauna on parks & rec, and a comedy lady in real life
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