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  1. Just turned up a week early to an appointment. I am continually amazed at my ability to clothe and feed myself daily
  2. @dailydoseofjess misled works. Wilfully misled adds a layer of polite edge. Or you could use a flourish and throw hyperbole into the mix
  3. You’re eighty.You witnessed 2 world wars & fought in one.The rest of the class likes Justin Timberlake.Notice a problem? http://bit.ly/qfg84
  4. @kanevato they're doing it on purpose. eventually you'll crack an strut your stuff for the neighbours
  5. @FauxPink it's hard not to!
  6. @acatinatree why on earth have you visited the block twice?
  7. Drug trafficking seems to always involve US planes http://bit.ly/92ONKe
  8. My new approach to twitter http://bit.ly/7M6P8Q
  9. RT @JoetheHockey: I would just like to say that I totally support (Insert leader's name).
  10. @katinkalooise @Sarahpea More importantly, I shall also be white partying it up
  11. I just channeled my inner Ari and threatened to skull fuck someone's mother to death. Felt good!
  12. Noooooo! RT @blognigger R.I.P. Blognigger http://bit.ly/7Q8XKX
  13. RT @_randomlogik RT @FrankAdman: Still hooked on Helvetica?… Custom NYC Underground Signs http://ow.ly/ESLx Damn I want one..
  14. Attn design types: @WacomAustralia are running a RT comp. Win a new Wacom Bamboo by using #winabamboo http://bit.ly/2tmvwS
  15. The imbalance between the marketing and programming department's supply of good looking females must seem so unfair to programmers
  16. RT @nightwatchman Why do I have Google Wave? For the same reason a dog licks his balls. Because he can.
  17. RT @FunnyJoker I'm glad my Facebook isn't a real book. Many of the pages would be stuck together by now.
  18. Corporate drone for the day. Everyone in this building looks miserable. (Except my clients. They're ace!)
  19. This whole waking up and getting out of bed to face the day thing is terribly overrated
  20. @kristinmoore2 def worth watching. Absolutely hilarious.