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@SRQ2U damn skippy 17 minutes ago from web in reply to SRQ2U
*ding* it's 10pm, do you know where your scotch is? 21 minutes ago from web
Impromptu Poetry #2 - A Kiss Staring into your eyes, I lose myself Your warm breath on my face Your sweet... http://tumblr.com/xav4u51h0 about 3 hours ago from Tumblr
every time I try to write poetry with the word block, I can't think of anything else but cock. about 4 hours ago from Seesmic
@Miss_Cook they guy is like 1200 yrs old. I'm pretty sure gravity has given him the largest sack in history... about 4 hours ago from Seesmic in reply to Miss_Cook
@Bombmom1 for obvious reasons, my fav is "The Gentlemen from West Point" but yes, that was a good role too about 5 hours ago from Seesmic in reply to Bombmom1
Another Classic Redhead - Here’s another installment of my crazy infatuation with redheads. Today we have... http://tumblr.com/xav4u1lh8 about 5 hours ago from Tumblr
@redgita nah. I just buy gag gifts instead. about 5 hours ago from Seesmic in reply to redgita
apparently being unemployed is a signal to family that you are now available for taxi and personal shopping duties. #fml about 6 hours ago from Seesmic
I believe it is quickly becoming Sunday nap time. anybody wanna camp under the tent I'm gonna pitch? about 9 hours ago from Seesmic
@redgita actually I'd prefer that you didn't have any clothes on to do that... about 9 hours ago from Seesmic in reply to redgita
could one of you be a dear and hand me the remote? it's wayyyy over there on the sofa. about 9 hours ago from Seesmic
it's 1pm and I'm drinking already. yep, it's gonna be a good day. about 9 hours ago from Seesmic
@StillDrew I think I just threw up a little bit about 10 hours ago from Seesmic in reply to StillDrew
@facetious_one don't blame me for your lack of self control :) but if you eat 'em in the tub, I expect more photos. about 10 hours ago from Seesmic in reply to facetious_one
@HisTigerLily http://bit.ly/2Xl1Ie this is the same hat that I still have. I'll take a pic of the red wings and duster sometime soon. about 11 hours ago from Seesmic in reply to HisTigerLily
how sick am I? @therealcherilyn is my life coach. about 11 hours ago from Seesmic
nope - Why do you call yourself a redneck, when you are clearly not one? Don’t let the college education fool... http://tumblr.com/xav4ts8uy about 11 hours ago from Tumblr
I just made my life coach cry. about 11 hours ago from Seesmic
sunday morning Q&A - whatchu gettin’ me for givemeshitmas? :) make it good if you wanna get in my pants.... http://tumblr.com/xav4trq6k about 12 hours ago from Tumblr

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Name zzzzz....Huh What?
Location Somewhere in BFE Kentucky
Web http://favstar.fm...
Bio bitter, sharp, prick, sarcastic, mordant, sour, acrid, son-of-a-bitch, caustic, harsh, acidic, star pimp, asshole, rude, vitriolic

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