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@NickSeam see? about 22 hours ago from web in reply to NickSeam
@neilowhite @NickSeam Neil doesn't love you like he loves me. about 22 hours ago from web in reply to neilowhite
@neilowhite @NickSeam even the Brits' dogs have bad teeth. about 22 hours ago from web in reply to neilowhite
@tits_mcgee we all start out sweet like that. then the world turns us into crabby cunts. about 23 hours ago from web in reply to tits_mcgee
Maura as Eleanor Roosevelt? AWESOME. Also awesome: the mom who successfully devised a Sarah Polk costume. 5:25 PM Nov 12th from web
@deanwormer that's what you think. 11:12 AM Nov 12th from web in reply to deanwormer
@NickSeam your face is vague. my questions are not. 9:21 AM Nov 12th from web in reply to NickSeam
@NickSeam why is talking to you about pie so difficult? 9:14 AM Nov 12th from web in reply to NickSeam
@dizzyvondamn because of you, I have "If I Could Turn Back Time" stuck in my head. I am angry at you for 1 minute and 45 seconds 6:02 AM Nov 12th from web in reply to dizzyvondamn
@NickSeam I know that you would let no evil befall any of my cooking/baking devices. 9:06 AM Nov 11th from web in reply to NickSeam
I want my hand mixer so when I want a warm banana muffin with melty butter on it, I can damn well make myself some. 8:20 AM Nov 11th from web
@NickSeam also, my Flash Fiction Friday character has a little bit of you in it. I mean, I was thinking about you. 4:45 PM Nov 10th from web in reply to NickSeam
@NickSeam hahahaha you're so unspecial. 4:43 PM Nov 10th from web in reply to NickSeam
RT @NickSeam: How come I don't have a fucking retweet button? 4:43 PM Nov 10th from web
@hexidecima did your brother hijack your account? 2:37 PM Nov 10th from web in reply to hexidecima
I was just testing my retweet button. 2:11 PM Nov 10th from web
RT @NickSeam: White person Jake Gyllenhaal starring as The Prince in the Prince of Persia movie. Come on Hollywood, there are terrible P ... 2:10 PM Nov 10th from web
@neilowhite When we have our commune up and running, we'll send for you. 6:38 AM Nov 10th from web in reply to neilowhite
"I would rather be in uncertainty than a false fixity, as painful as that is." 6:29 AM Nov 10th from web
@neilowhite deep breaths. 4:59 AM Nov 10th from web in reply to neilowhite

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Name Susie Carroll
Location Chicago area
Web http://ubermilf.b...
Bio If being easily irritated, impatient and rebellious is sexy, then call me MILF -- Übermilf.

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