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@banjobunny I have to admit, you're right on the edge of getting blocked... it would be good if that wabbit was a bit porkier.about 3 hours agofrom web
The Smithsonian has already stated that when George W. Bush dies, his brain is #unacceptable because they have a minimum weight standard.about 3 hours agofrom web
When you're behind a deaf driver and they're fucking up traffic in town, don't bother with the horn. They can't hear it. #unacceptableabout 3 hours agofrom web
