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Dividing my clothes into "bringing with me" and "storage".
10:17 PM Jan 6th
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Looking at a picture of Paula Deen. The eyes... Those horrible eyes... She wishes to devour me. With lots of butter.
9:32 AM Jan 6th
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If i can't have Bernadette Peters' career, can I at least have her hair?
4:29 AM Jan 6th
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It's official: my last night of work is Sunday!
11:35 PM Jan 5th
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And the guest who called me kindly just sent down a ten-dollar tip for me. Score!
10:30 PM Jan 5th
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Comment that made my night: A guest just told me I was very kindly.
10:02 PM Jan 5th
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Whenever i get cranky from studying late, i will remini myself that i could be at work that moment. I expect all of you to remind me, too.
7:53 PM Jan 5th
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@ THE BEST CRIMMUS EVAR
10:47 AM Jan 5th
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@ Yes
10:41 AM Jan 5th
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@ Not if I killed you first. Then it'd be all yours.
10:32 AM Jan 5th
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@ But I'm sure the cupcakes didn't hurt. What would *you* give me for Irish Mist and cupcakes?
10:24 AM Jan 5th
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@ I got a dead guy drunk for this one ;)
10:23 AM Jan 5th
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I apparently got the last single on campus. And it's in a suite, too. I'm feeling good about all this.
10:21 AM Jan 5th
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@ No, I listened to the soundtrack of the former and read the latter
9:07 AM Jan 5th
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How did I never listen to Into The Woods before? How did I never read The Handmaid's Tale before? It's been a good night.
5:26 AM Jan 5th
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Things I like: Little dollar stores with names like "Less Price"
4:11 AM Jan 5th
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Things I like: Not having tuberculosis
8:04 AM Jan 4th
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Words that should be banned from rhymes: change/rearrange, love/above, dream/seem
4:29 AM Jan 4th
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The clarinet and french horn runs in The Ballad of Booth are just masterful.
2:08 AM Jan 4th
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Worst condiment: Capers
1:35 AM Jan 4th
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- Name Tek
- Location Dirty Jersey
- Bio The joyful one.
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