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  1. Dividing my clothes into "bringing with me" and "storage".
  2. Looking at a picture of Paula Deen. The eyes... Those horrible eyes... She wishes to devour me. With lots of butter.
  3. If i can't have Bernadette Peters' career, can I at least have her hair?
  4. It's official: my last night of work is Sunday!
  5. And the guest who called me kindly just sent down a ten-dollar tip for me. Score!
  6. Comment that made my night: A guest just told me I was very kindly.
  7. Whenever i get cranky from studying late, i will remini myself that i could be at work that moment. I expect all of you to remind me, too.
  8. @awetitu THE BEST CRIMMUS EVAR
  9. @Awetitu Yes
  10. @awetitu Not if I killed you first. Then it'd be all yours.
  11. @awetitu But I'm sure the cupcakes didn't hurt. What would *you* give me for Irish Mist and cupcakes?
  12. @awetitu I got a dead guy drunk for this one ;)
  13. I apparently got the last single on campus. And it's in a suite, too. I'm feeling good about all this.
  14. @awetitu No, I listened to the soundtrack of the former and read the latter
  15. How did I never listen to Into The Woods before? How did I never read The Handmaid's Tale before? It's been a good night.
  16. Things I like: Little dollar stores with names like "Less Price"
  17. Things I like: Not having tuberculosis
  18. Words that should be banned from rhymes: change/rearrange, love/above, dream/seem
  19. The clarinet and french horn runs in The Ballad of Booth are just masterful.
  20. Worst condiment: Capers