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  1. Support #Afro, add a #twibbon to your avatar now! - http://bit.ly/2dc3WA7:33 AM Nov 6th from Twibbon
  2. He had fingers like baguettes7:59 AM Apr 24th from web
  3. Hiding in toilet. Still very much in shock. Think I've just seen a troll. Holy bugger. A troll.7:58 AM Apr 24th from web
  4. Voice within me sobbing.2:40 PM Apr 20th from Tweetie
  5. OMG! Just seen litres of blood pour out of a ceiling drain into a cauldron - IN A COMPUTER SERVER ROOM!!!4:10 AM Oct 30th, 2008 from Ping.fm
  6. Not drums. A massive brute banging the ceiling in the next room with a broom.4:00 AM Oct 30th, 2008 from Ping.fm
  7. Boom, boom, boom. Drums in the deep?3:55 AM Oct 30th, 2008 from Ping.fm
  8. An Xmas tree! Ugh! Ugh!8:00 AM Oct 28th, 2008 from web
  9. In a lavatory where someone has used an Xmas as a toilet brush. Ugh!6:45 AM Oct 28th, 2008 from Ping.fm
  10. Struggled out of pine-fresh massive toilet. Dripping wet. Back literally killing me4:40 AM Oct 28th, 2008 from Ping.fm
  11. Just woke up like Bourne, but floating in a giant toilet rather than the sea.3:14 AM Oct 28th, 2008 from Ping.fm
  12. Aaargh! Attacked in toilet. Hit head on sink. Falling down hole.9:33 AM Oct 24th, 2008 from Ping.fm
  13. @MerseyMal Really?8:47 AM Oct 24th, 2008 from web in reply to MerseyMal
  14. Trekking down a dark corridor in Firetop Mountain offices looking for a door with a rune of a man on it. Bursting for the toilet.8:36 AM Oct 24th, 2008 from Ping.fm
  15. Definitely walking out of this place, just as soon as I've washed my hands.7:59 AM Oct 24th, 2008 from Ping.fm
  16. @paustin819 Literally. Work is LITERALLY bleeding me dry7:27 AM Oct 24th, 2008 from web in reply to paustin819
  17. Sellotaped a jiffy bag to my bleeding back. Easily lost 4 STAMINA points. Possibly a few more7:26 AM Oct 24th, 2008 from Ping.fm
  18. Aaargh! Just found a blade sticking out of my office chair and into my back!7:22 AM Oct 24th, 2008 from Ping.fm
  19. Just had a power blackout in the office. No-one around but I definitely heard hooves. Thinking of not coming back after lunch.2:47 AM Oct 24th, 2008 from Ping.fm
  20. No record of the previous temp. Every single page of the signing-in book on Reception has been Tipp-Exed out.2:04 AM Oct 24th, 2008 from Ping.fm