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  1. i fucking tried to warn you people RT @spicypants: 800K H1N1 vaccinations recalled http://bit.ly/5zvL4j 9:02 AM Dec 15th from TweetDeck
  2. RT @garyware: Yo @the_swine_flu I kno you r busy killing old peeps & imma let u finish but bubonic plague is the best disease of all time 8:33 AM Sep 18th from TweetDeck
  3. so let me get this straight. u.s. president gives "HEALTH CARE" speech and doesn't mention me?!? FUCKING HATER! #hcr #healthcare 6:13 PM Sep 9th from TweetDeck
  4. there is no preparation. only death RT @bhartzer: How to Prepare Your Business for the Swine Flu http://ff.im/-7RdMd 3:14 PM Sep 9th from TweetDeck
  5. What I Can Teach You About Social Media http://bit.ly/2rIgh #twitter #facebook #socialmedia #blogpotomac #followfriday 9:53 AM Jun 12th from Tweetie
  6. Watch me explain how bitches should get down with social media. http://bit.ly/2rIgh 1:07 PM Jun 5th from Tweetie
  7. @kos2 i know it was a great presentation. i'm fucking great. where's the video? 3:29 PM Jun 2nd from Tweetie in reply to kos2
  8. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. 8:27 AM May 31st from web
  9. BOOYA!! RT @sewell_chan: Queens asst principal critically ill w swine flu. 3 schools closed http://bit.ly/Uhwo1 2:55 PM May 14th from Tweetie
  10. An unexpected honor! RT @Cenaida17: @ColonelTribune i am officially the campaign mgr for @the_swine_flu for Cook County Board President 7:52 PM May 11th from Tweetie
  11. The Southern hemisphere is looking pretty attractive. Considering heading there for a while. Any recommendations? #swineflu #h1n1 3:23 PM May 9th from Tweetie
  12. sleeping in today. just not feeling motivated #swineflu #h1n1 8:37 AM May 8th from Tweetie
  13. The CDC is racist against my #swineflu parties. Always has been. RT @bryanrbeal: Want to come to my party? http://bit.ly/6QKzw 10:29 PM May 7th from Tweetie
  14. @baconjesus You are more fucked up than me. #swineflu #bacon #jesus 4:23 PM May 7th from Tweetie
  15. Mom?! I'M TRYING! It's so hard to live up to your legacy! RT @the_spanish_flu: ur letting the family down http://bit.ly/15aHrM #swineflu 1:19 PM May 7th from Tweetie
  16. I seem to have misplaced my swagger. Anybody seen it? #swineflu #h1n1 #swag 11:03 AM May 7th from Tweetie
  17. Great. In my response to @alroker's response to my correction of his spelling, I misspelled a word. What's even the point anymore? 6:54 AM May 7th from Tweetie
  18. @alroker tweeter me back. For some reason, this saddens me deeply #swineflu #h1n1 #whatevs 6:50 AM May 7th from Tweetie in reply to alroker
  19. @stephenfry at least someone is 5:16 AM May 7th from Tweetie in reply to stephenfry
  20. @alroker you misspelled witty 9:01 PM May 6th from Tweetie in reply to alroker