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Off to clean the inside of my car. I just might need one of those toxic-waste-body-suit-thing...
Four hour work shifts should be outlawed!
Note to self: work on communication skills. Fin.
@mxbx Tank ya, tank ya very much.
Interviews make me poop.
I stepped in dog shit for the first time in like years! What the piss!?
I think I got the job. Yay me...
It is also time to fulfill my night with http://www.omnomnomnom.com and that's right... Moulin Rouge.
Two hours to make my hair look at least decent. I think it's time for a bob. This whole two feet of hair is getting old.
#excusemynonexistentcarefortheelection
@Rachelskirts Have you not watched Kids Next Door?! Mustache's are evil, they take over the human body for their own evil conquest!
@Eblok321 Why I'm Customer Service at a grocery store. I still hold the same job as when I was 16. P-i-t-i-f-u-l.
2:04 PM, still in robe and slippers clenching onto a stuffed cow for dear life. At 3:00 PM, another grueling day of work will commence.
You know things are bad when you have to take on a second job. I have an interview tomorrow. *le sigh*
When inquiring about the purchase of a Louis Vuitton, I was told that my asshole was blackened by age and filth. (@daemonfury)
Moulin Rouge is waiting. Goodnight dear tweeters.
@JaceFuse Again, smartly proportioned in tiny boxes. A small dose of hardness... with self control. Haha.
@JaceFuse They're healthy, smartly proportioned in tiny, little boxes. Though only if you have self-control; I've consumed two bags already.
@thursdayschild Your worries: falling off, rotting off, shriveling, breaking, unhealthy 2hr erections... & I can't think of anything else.
@JaceFuse I noticed that Nerds pop back into the scene around Halloween time. I indulged myself with three bags.
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