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  1. THE_REAL_ARGUS officially endorses @giantjoint420 for every WSA position.
  2. Dick Vitale rockssssssssss
  3. Are you not trying to establish who's right and who's wrong... but what's right, and what's wrong? Real talk? #iamwesleyan
  4. Tryptophan coma notwithstanding, transformers 2 is still one of the greatest films of the century
  5. -This is madness! -Madness?! THIS IS GARBAGE DAY!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20P2L9UTPe0
  6. Vaguely offended, strangely pained, and slightly upset that a Jigglypuff song imitation meme/fetish exists. Hard to wrap one's mind around.
  7. We live in a perpetual Panopticon, with a constant observer whose presence underscores our anxious awareness of being observed. Fuck TWARGUS
  8. Just saw a "fuck the blargus" sign in Exley. So hurt right now.
  9. The problem with Jibbs is that they don't recognize the inherent reality of chainlessness.
  10. OK, and @zizekspeaks, we would much rather be a goddess than a cyborg (or Lenin). You kidding me?
  11. I am happy to be with you, @wesleying, here at the end of all things.
  12. Trying to decide between a good Lord of the Rings quote to welcome @wesleying to twitter...
  13. You just don't belong in this world, Bella...WHEN FOREVER ENDS...THE_REAL_ARGUS is PUMPED for New Moon.
  14. Overheard: "the word blargus is never going to get old" -Danny Big Dog Koblenz
  15. Wesleyan, a hive of scum and villainy. The good news is that most of the best freighter pilots can be found here.
  16. The original Star Wars (pre-edits) were SO MUCH BETTER than the digitally remastered ones. Go about your business.
  17. @amandabynes: we appreciate the updates, but you're clogging up our feed. ease up, bro
  18. Oh, and WTF: Kentucky Wesleyan has the H1N1 vaccine before we do?!
  19. Who would win in a fight, Michael Roth or Martin Benjamin? (Courtesy of Mytheos Holt)
  20. Blargus got a shout-out in Slate! http://bit.ly/2NxRlI