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  1. An unattractive person just stepped on my fresh pedicure. On that note, what's with the propensity for being bowlegged AND pigeon-toed in HK
  2. My friend Josh is in Beijing covering Obama for Bloomberg... Rock and roll! They loves our prez in Asia...
  3. RT @whitehouse: Watch Obama Q&A from Chinese students & the web. Live Monday 12:45pm Shanghai time @ http://bit.ly/24vXX2
  4. Fall was late and winter was early. It is cold here. I needed a sweater today.
  5. Oh Shit. I weep for my future. RT @idriss_m RT @abcdude don't miss 20/20 tonight. http://bit.ly/2u74Ag. The homes of cat people!!!
  6. The subtropical weather is really confusing me lately.
  7. @hurokitty we do win for street food over here. with or without sriracha.
  8. @hurokitty See, that is just depressing. All of life continues to be an enigmatic illusion. But I do love LA...
  9. @PollyPissypants T-Day talent: Match BonJovi song 2 late 80s/early 90s sitcoms & see who guesses the show by the song. Loser eats biscuits.
  10. Why is it that I am unable to procure sriracha in Hong Kong? It defies logic and my palate simultaneously.
  11. I wish I could freestyle rap. Seriously.
  12. @PollyPissypants ps: spotted dick sounds like an STD.... Not so sweet...
  13. @PollyPissypants hey, great photo, I must concur! Wrt picking up tweets in the a.m., Echofon does it on the iPhone, maybe sth similar to it?
  14. RT @lizzwinstead: Are we sure Stoooopak didn't also shove stuff in HCR like money to cure the gays or redefining menstruation as murder?
  15. RT @pourmecoffee: Left Behind:The Biz Plan. Atheists sell post-Rapture pet care to Christians. http://bit.ly/46qfYw Now that's enterprising!
  16. @ANDER5ON 'distributing' and 'pornography' have far too many syllables for Miss Prejean, you're gonna have to ask an easier question...
  17. Arab girl sans her Tweezerman tweezers = unhappy Arab girl = Me.
  18. @PollyPissypants "that's it"? Lie. Either way, I see amazing potential with that list. Stay tuned.
  19. @PollyPissypants I think the trick to the talent show will lie in innovation... I have some good ideas, lets have a list of your skills. ;-)
  20. Today was important. I am quite sure.