the_poptimist
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Snowing in Dallas. Awesome.
12:09 PM Dec 24th
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Photo: I think these stainless steel water bottles are very cool looking. Buy them here.
5:04 AM Dec 24th
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Dallas!
12:56 PM Dec 19th
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Empty suitcase & cab will be here in 5 hours. So, NATURALLY, I'm sipping a Diet Coke and trolling You Tube. What can I say? I like to party.
11:45 PM Dec 18th
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"Watching Mad Men makes me want to trick housewives into buying Tide." - Chuck Klosterman, Eating the...
5:03 AM Dec 15th
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Studying asset depreciation. Oh for the love of god this is boring. At least there's diet coke. Sweet, sweet diet coke.
9:37 PM Dec 14th
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@ I love the HELL out of Straight No Chaser's Christmas album!!
5:14 PM Dec 13th
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My office secret santa gave me a bottle of Seagrams and on the card it said "To add a little gin to 'gerbread." Best gift ever.
7:02 PM Dec 10th
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Couldn't find a ruler, so I (naturally) downloaded a ruler app on my iPod. I simultaneously weep and rejoice for technology.
8:21 PM Dec 9th
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Do they sell landshark in a 6 pack?
12:06 PM Dec 8th
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I purchased a snow shovel today. I unfortunately have no punchline for that.
4:26 PM Dec 7th
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Photo: All I want for Christmas is….. this set of 12 Dharma pint glasses. (Don’t worry- they have shot...
5:03 AM Dec 7th
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@ Me and @ will literally pay you money if you send me the podcast file. I've been reduced to begging. Seriously.
4:44 PM Dec 6th
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Goodbye money, hello plane ticket home. This moment brought to you by the soulless, money-grubbing airline industry.
3:52 PM Dec 5th
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@ Why the eff did you buy a knife? You'll shoot your eye out...... or something.
4:16 PM Dec 4th
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Update: KILLED THE FLY. Suck it.
11:20 PM Dec 3rd
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Is it going to be one of those nights where I spend the next two hours trying to kill this damn fly in my room? All signs point to yes.
11:09 PM Dec 3rd
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Ground rules for winter: 1. No talking about how pretty the snow is. 2. ZERO uttering of the phrase "you can ALWAYS put another layer on!"
3:50 PM Dec 3rd
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Shocked to learn that has a decent UK following. Hello, UK! Thanks for reading!
11:41 PM Dec 1st
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@ See? My influence spreads far and wide. You should monetize this and record yourself reading law... crap and sell mp3s on itunes
4:08 PM Dec 1st
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