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  1. @jonniker In case you've never had the pleasure: http://www.shagoto.com/iamb...about 8 hours ago from web in reply to jonniker
  2. @jonniker I've seen that. Awesome. Did you ever see, 'DING DING!! Here comes the shitmobile?' OMFG.about 8 hours ago from web in reply to jonniker
  3. @Swistle_Thistle I was thinking that same thing. Do you have a personal AND blog or do you have separate or just one?about 8 hours ago from web in reply to Swistle_Thistle
  4. Besides a FIRE HOSE, I mean.about 10 hours ago from web
  5. Also, is there something I can, you know, spray on my toddler to make her less..SCREAMY? About EVERYTHING?about 10 hours ago from web
  6. Am in serious need for some post-partum fitness inspiration. Something that doesn't make me want to jump off a bridge. Cough it up.about 10 hours ago from web
  7. I'll block you like a fucking LEGO.about 14 hours ago from web
  8. And don't be talking ANY SMACK about giving up naps. DO NOT BE TALKING IT.about 14 hours ago from web
  9. Close to 2.5 hours in her crib and my kid is in there singing: 'SHOO BEEE DOOO BE DOOO AAAAAH.' WHAT THE HELL?about 14 hours ago from web
  10. This is twice in a month that my husband has lost the ONLY KEY to his truck. I need a cookie.about 17 hours ago from UberTwitter
  11. @sweetsalty AWESOME! Best of luck. Enjoy it.about 20 hours ago from web in reply to sweetsalty
  12. @alldressedup @Swistle_Thistle @jiveturkey I LOVE being a matchmaker!about 22 hours ago from web in reply to alldressedup
  13. I am disappointed. Netflix, I am looking at YOU.6:04 PM Nov 7th from web
  14. @KrspKrmMom Uuum. You can just have the soup...since I haven't eaten meat for oh, like, 14 years or so. #itsthethoughtthatcounts xoxo5:49 PM Nov 7th from web in reply to KrspKrmMom
  15. @myterrific2some Pasta and Beans, sistah.5:48 PM Nov 7th from web in reply to myterrific2some
  16. RT @suebob Dark at 5:22. Winter can #suckit [I couldn't agree more. DST can #suckit also, please.]5:46 PM Nov 7th from web
  17. @shriekhouse @jonniker Come on over, yo! Bring the banana bread, J. We'll all sing 'Tardy for the Party' karaoke style.5:45 PM Nov 7th from web in reply to shriekhouse
  18. @Swistle_Thistle Do you read @jiveturkey? Some WICKED FUNNY there.5:43 PM Nov 7th from web in reply to Swistle_Thistle
  19. Anyone up for some soup?5:30 PM Nov 7th from UberTwitter
  20. Is incapable of making a small amount of soup.5:25 PM Nov 7th from UberTwitter