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  1. Welp. THAT was the most interrupted, least restful night of my LIFE. Quick! get me something sharp for self-impalement. Or, maybe just a tea about 10 hours ago from web
  2. Why did I do this again? #Iambirthcontrolpersonified about 14 hours ago from web
  3. You know what's FUCKING AWESOME? Having an infant who is asleep and a toddler who is up in the MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING NIGHT SCREAMING. about 14 hours ago from web
  4. @Stimey Me too! Not as much 'Cluster' as yesterday but still...quite a bit. about 20 hours ago from web in reply to Stimey
  5. @loriportka For sure. How about April or May? lmao. How's things, Choppa? 7:04 AM Dec 9th from web in reply to loriportka
  6. @psumommy RIGHT?! Along with The Thrush, there was lots of WORK and LOVE in that stinking milk. Geezuz. 7:03 AM Dec 9th from web in reply to psumommy
  7. @wbgookin It hoardely matters, really. [cracking my own sorry self here.] @herbadmother 6:58 AM Dec 9th from web in reply to wbgookin
  8. @herbadmother Nor do you hate people who are not hoarders who love people who are hoarders or not hoarders or who watch the show Hoarders. 6:43 AM Dec 9th from web in reply to herbadmother
  9. I just had to throw out 15 oz of frozen breastmilk b/c THRUSH DOESN'T DIE when you freeze it. It makes me sad. And a little sick to my tum. 5:17 AM Dec 9th from web
  10. @jonniker 'Baby Menace' and 'Integrity-Cakes' are two of my all-time favorite Jonnikerisms. 5:12 AM Dec 9th from web in reply to jonniker
  11. @Swistle_Thistle I'm glad. I HATE that feeling, though. 4:07 AM Dec 9th from web in reply to Swistle_Thistle
  12. I should just attach an apology to every post I write lately. http://tinyurl.com/yz7ahzr 4:06 AM Dec 9th from web
  13. The MINUTE I put the boy down from the half-hour-back-to-sleep-bounce, the girl WAKES UP. I had 15 minutes to write a post. Now? #Notsomuch 2:44 AM Dec 9th from web
  14. RT @jonniker: I know everyone thinks I should be ABOVE it and it's NOT NEWS, blah blah integrity-cakes, but man, I am riveted by the TIg ... 2:49 PM Dec 8th from web
  15. @brightcaroline No. I'm getting the feeling that IF THIS DOESN'T STOP NOW, I'M GOING TO END UP IN A FEDERAL PENITENTIARY. 12:27 PM Dec 8th from web in reply to brightcaroline
  16. I am about to lose my shit. For REAL. Thank goodness it's not like this everyday or I'd have THROWN MYSELF OFF A CLIFF by now. 10:43 AM Dec 8th from web
  17. First cup of coffee in almost 3 yrs. If a starbucks soy mocha counts as a coffee and not a liquid dessert. 7:05 AM Dec 8th from UberTwitter
  18. http://twitpic.com/snup7 - Parenting at its FINEST. 5:43 AM Dec 8th from TwitPic
  19. Whoa. The morning after a bad night is UG-LY. 3:31 AM Dec 8th from web
  20. I think I'm just going to FINISH off that pudding in there. 6:32 PM Dec 7th from web