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  1. aaand there goes another wineglass. guess we'll have to invest in a new batch before the fam comes up for thanksgiving. about 17 hours ago from web
  2. if my puppy hadn't been at home waiting for me i could have spent a loooong time at the tj maxx in st albans vermont. about 20 hours ago from web
  3. purchased jar of fancy mini-gherkins. attempting to make them last until tomorrow, but so far it's not looking good. 1:41 PM Nov 22nd from web
  4. @chuckdude see?! everything is JUST SO WRONG. 9:08 AM Nov 20th from web in reply to chuckdude
  5. @chuckdude i don't even LIKE cupcakes. >:( 8:45 AM Nov 20th from web in reply to chuckdude
  6. today is full of hate. 8:29 AM Nov 20th from web
  7. crap, missed an important call from an 800 number. now have to drive across the border to call them back :\ 6:55 AM Nov 20th from web
  8. @iWoo though lately my tweets have been less misanthropic than usual. the good life in montreal is making me lose my edge! 2:45 PM Nov 19th from web
  9. @iWoo yup, i normally do! don't you just feel so honored? 2:40 PM Nov 19th from web in reply to iWoo
  10. enjoying a lovely mid-november porch day in montreal. ahh! 9:05 AM Nov 19th from web
  11. RT @withoutmelissa: Better than prozac: Life with a boston terrier. 12:34 PM Nov 18th from web
  12. @maryheleny my first RT, yay! also: RIGHT?!?! 6:25 AM Nov 17th from web in reply to maryheleny
  13. eating brie like it's a slice of pizza. sometimes, i just don't wanna be right. 12:54 PM Nov 16th from web
  14. lots of crazy and/or annoying people out there today. 10:13 AM Nov 16th from web
  15. @CanuckLibrarian of course, she also remembers when the nappy-laundering truck would come around and wash them for you! 9:09 AM Nov 16th from web in reply to CanuckLibrarian
  16. @CanuckLibrarian my mom used those for us! i remember them always soaking in the toilet. it definitely gets a little messy! 8:49 AM Nov 16th from web in reply to CanuckLibrarian
  17. @swap_team thank YOU! the martinis were excellent, and the guests (and hosts!) tres fabulous :) 5:03 AM Nov 16th from web in reply to swap_team
  18. also, dear bono, stfu. 6:53 PM Nov 15th from web
  19. dear nytimes, please stop letting bono write editorials, he's got enough of a goddamn jesus complex, cripes and grr. 6:52 PM Nov 15th from web
  20. elly barfed behind the couch, then ate it before i could get to it. cute :/ 7:48 AM Nov 13th from web