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This colder weather calls for my fingerless gloves and fingerless hat.
4:18 AM Nov 18th
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@ Blue whales are grossly overweight, aqautic smurfs.
9:24 AM Oct 22nd
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Grizzly bears are angry normal bears.
1:48 AM Oct 22nd
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Sharks are angry dolphins.
1:10 AM Oct 22nd
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Atheist lizards don't believe in the existence of Godzilla.
4:58 AM Oct 11th
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A cushion is the pre-evolved form of a pillow.
10:02 AM Oct 10th
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If you win enough pillow fights, your pillow will gain experience points and may level-up into a beanbag.
10:01 AM Oct 10th
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Advice for foot fetishists...prepare for the winter months by converting to sock fetishism.
5:58 AM Oct 9th
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Want to know what humans evolved from? There's an ape for that.
3:22 PM Oct 8th
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'Glockenspiel' is german for 'robot xylophone'.
12:51 AM Sep 24th
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Kids! Always make sure you have adult supervision when cutting along the dotted line. Especially if it's down the middle of a road.
3:51 PM Sep 13th
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TV Trivia... Mr T was mayor of the A-Team.
2:46 AM Sep 12th
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Scientists agree - tea is a good source of antioxidants and procrastination.
1:02 AM Aug 14th
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Exercise tip... Regain energy with the following routine: jump, jump, crouch, crouch, spin left, right, left, right. Then press B, A, Start.
9:39 AM Aug 13th
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I can't see the point of telephone books in this day and age. They always have very little plot and far too many characters.
12:56 PM Aug 5th
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Cook books - a great idea for improving meal times, but only as a noun.
10:34 AM Jul 26th
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There's an old vegan proverb... "You can't make an omelette."
10:13 AM Jul 14th
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Money tip... Earn extra money whilst on holiday, by furnishing your sand castle with a sand gift shop.
3:04 PM Jul 13th
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Whilst Horatio Nelson's strategic skills are debatable, it is unarguable that he had an unparalleled view of the battlefield from his column
3:08 AM Jul 12th
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It turns out that, actually no, you don't need to flip your computer over to listen to b-side collections.
12:31 PM Jul 11th
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- Name mark trotter
- Location London, UK
- Web http://www.noisem...
- Bio Infrequent stand-up comedian. I also do things with numbers.
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