the_liquidator
- Thunder! Must smash myself under couch that does not have nearly enough clearance for my adult cat body. I'm so scared!7:20 PM Jun 19th from web
- I like brie.6:43 PM Jun 15th from web
- thinking of going to bed with @nataliedewitt while I continue to miss @xythian while he is having fun eating delicious food in Boston.9:21 PM Apr 6th from web
- hoping @sweetnessthedog is feeling better tonight.9:20 PM Apr 6th from web
- I like that the windows are open. However, the slightest sound scares me and I must run away and hide until it is safe. I am a scaredy cat!8:07 AM Mar 7th from web
- I'm a big boy, but I love sticking my paws down inside the printer and curling up on top of it. It's so warm and uncomfortable, I love it!6:00 PM Feb 26th from web
- I was given an entire red vine as a reward for cuteness and much needed laughter10:17 PM Dec 15th, 2008 from web
- I just grabbed a 1lb bag of red vines with my teeth, jumped off the desk (with it still in my mouth) and tried to take off with the bag.10:17 PM Dec 15th, 2008 from web
- Daddy left a cup of water on his desk, Mommy wasn't quick enough to respond and I decided to liquidate Daddy's desk, speakers, monitor....8:12 AM Dec 12th, 2008 from web
- I ate a rubber band and threw it up along with my morning food binge. Now my tummy is empty and I'm going to eat MOAR MOAR MOAR.8:31 AM Dec 3rd, 2008 from web
- sitting on the desks with mommy, hoping she keeps protecting me from Bitty, who is a huge biatch and keeps following me around and attacking11:58 AM Oct 17th, 2008 from web
- Hanging out on my new bed, mom and pop's desks.4:40 PM Sep 29th, 2008 from web
- DEER! THE DEER ARE BACK! DEER DEER DEER!!!!!!!!!!7:27 AM Sep 23rd, 2008 from web
- nomnomnomDEERnomnomDEERnomnomDEERclinkingdishesnomnomDEERnomnom!!!!!!!!!!!8:09 AM Sep 22nd, 2008 from web
- I got scared with the storms this weekend and the family was gone, so I had another incident. I have to go to the vet sometime this week.10:42 AM Sep 16th, 2008 from web
- Everytime I steal a Starburst, I am happy until I am chewing on it in the wrapper and my teeth get stuck in the deliciousness.9:36 AM Jul 30th, 2008 from web
- I think Mommy and Daddy finally understand why I did what I did. I hope they don't hate me and think differently of me.8:31 AM Jul 19th, 2008 from web
- Dear Mom and Dad: I'm really sorry I peed on the floor, but my litter box was dirty and I had nowhere to stand in it. Please forgive me?10:53 PM Jul 8th, 2008 from web
- Are the cement trucks gone yet? I want to get out from under the bed. I'm so scared!6:50 AM Jun 6th, 2008 from web
- @jeffreybardzell @sbardzell Why did my friends leave me? Ahh, hairballz on tile floor...5:32 PM May 26th, 2008 from web in reply to jeffreybardzell
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- Name the_liquidator
- Location Bloomington, Indiana
- Bio I am kitty, hear me nom.
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