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  1. Girls doing coke in toilets without shutting the doors... Be more obvious please...
  2. Kelly is rating it up in liverpool street! Fuck you boris!
  3. Groundbreaking news! I can finally fit all my hair in a ponytail! You know you're amazed!
  4. dont wanna work today... grrr must stop shagging people i work with
  5. Just been dumped... Fun times
  6. 7, 7 crotch's that have been rubbed against me on my journey home...
  7. There's a woman on my bus with a MASSIVE beard. Stop staring kelly...
  8. A section of my garden fence has gone missing... I can walk into someone elses garden.
  9. Ow my foot got burnt. Silly dan's cooking...
  10. My my foot got burnt... Silly dan's cooking...
  11. Ow, fuck ow... Crampage... Grr payback for eating beef and cheese...
  12. Watching police bikes patrol estate near me at 5mph... Amusing
  13. @ferretten: he asked me... It's going ok... I think
  14. Out for a drink with luke... Argh!
  15. @ferretten:lock in!
  16. Smoking in a pub... Feels so good!
  17. @ferretten: nine songs? May i co star with you?!
  18. @eddwith2ds: you invite wiggy and not me... Offended!
  19. @ferretten: between you and me, he totally has boobs!
  20. This twittering is quite obvious...