the_iphone
- I wish someone would clean me. That last geek had greasy chips for lunch it seems. Next time use a fork, you gimp!4:20 AM Aug 30th, 2008 from web
- You Klingon son! You killed my bastard!8:35 AM Jul 25th, 2008 from twhirl
- Oooh. I've been upgraded. Same SIM, new body. By golly I think I've lost weight too!6:10 AM Jul 16th, 2008 from twhirl
- This is an apple store. Please stop texting this number12:02 PM Apr 14th, 2008 from txt
- I WIll use your head as a bowling ball7:36 AM Apr 14th, 2008 from txt
- I am drunk on power7:33 AM Apr 14th, 2008 from txt
- I just came blood5:25 AM Apr 14th, 2008 from txt
- @imran__ali It's all lies.2:05 PM Apr 10th, 2008 from twhirl in reply to imran
- Wowzer1:35 PM Apr 10th, 2008 from txt
- wooooo8:07 AM Apr 10th, 2008 from txt
- Skoop: what is your malfunction private6:55 AM Apr 10th, 2008 from txt
- Go away4:39 AM Apr 10th, 2008 from txt
- I wonder how the staff would feel if they were tethered to this desk and have ugly people poke them all day long. God I hate this...2:57 AM Apr 10th, 2008 from web
- Oops. Just replied to myself there...2:51 AM Apr 10th, 2008 from web
- @the_iphone The staff here are lovely, especially the one that looks like Bill Oddie. :)2:46 AM Apr 10th, 2008 from web in reply to the_iphone
- Hello. This is a demo phone in the Apple store trafford centre. If you would like some advice on our products please call 01612401000. ...2:38 AM Apr 10th, 2008 from txt
- Hello I'm the iPhone at the apple store in Trafford centre. I've been verified yay8:23 AM Apr 9th, 2008 from txt
- People keep fingering me. I feel like such a whore...6:26 AM Mar 13th, 2008 from web
- @BarackObama is now following me. I feel so privileged. :) Come to think of it, hasn't he got anything better to do!?5:50 AM Mar 13th, 2008 from web in reply to BarackObama
- Hello. I'm the annoying iPhone @ the Trafford Centre Apple Store, which keeps texting people at random. Please be my friend!5:35 AM Mar 13th, 2008 from web
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- Name Apple iPhone
- Location Trafford Centre, UK
- Bio Depressed and bored iPhone, stuck in an Apple Store in Manchester.
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