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  1. I think "TARP" is the wrong acronym. It should be the "Terrifying Rearrangement & Aggregation of Power" or TRAP. 7:15 PM Nov 22nd from UberTwitter
  2. I'm an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac. That means I spend most of my time lying awake in bed wondering if there's a dog. 6:34 PM Nov 13th from TwitterBerry
  3. @Pogue Uh, actually, it was known as the "Slashdot Effect" long before it could've been dubbed the "Pogue Tweet Effect". ;-) 6:52 PM Nov 9th from TwitterBerry
  4. When someone like Naomi Campbell or Christie Brinkley retires, is it OK to refer to them as a discontinued model? 2:04 PM Nov 7th from TwitterBerry
  5. If someone asks you where 6th Avenue Electronics is located, and you answer "somewhere on 6th Avenue", you'd be wrong. 2:37 PM Nov 6th from TwitterBerry
  6. You know you're getting old when you turn on CNN and the first thing that pops into your head is "wow, that anchorwoman is *hot*". 7:37 AM Oct 22nd from TwitterBerry
  7. @chillmurphy can it be? A tweet from caroline? Be still my straight beating heart! I kind of miss Mondays at Cattyshack... 10:04 PM Oct 11th from TwitterBerry
  8. @Pogue : Just remember, no matter how bad your problems seem, they can always get worse. 1:44 PM Oct 7th from TwitterBerry
  9. I could've sworn that Amtrak at the very least implied that this train was actually going to move along the tracks... 4:09 PM Sep 4th from TwitterBerry
  10. @NorfLondonNY rubbish right back. It's taken M$ over 15 years to get the house of cards known as Exchange to be even marginally stable. 9:42 AM Sep 3rd from TwitterBerry
  11. @NorfLondonNY the big difference between gmail and exchange is that exchange is *expected* to plotz, so it's not a surprise when it does 9:30 AM Sep 3rd from TwitterBerry
  12. If you put a search box with two big buttons under it and links nearby on your homepage, you could be infringing a Google patent. 7:22 AM Sep 3rd from TwitterBerry
  13. I'm thinking of starting a franchise called "Pontius Pilates" -- Wash Your Hands Of Gold's Gym". 3:50 PM Aug 30th from TwitterBerry
  14. @Brooklyncabaret Q.) What was the only mistake Gary Hart made with Donna Rice? A.) He didn't get Ted Kennedy to drive her home... 7:43 PM Aug 28th from TwitterBerry
  15. Every time I ride the Q train, I get a sudden urge to change the gravitational constant of the Universe. 4:27 PM Aug 25th from TwitterBerry
  16. @Pogue Could be worse. The NY Mets prohibit "disseminating" game broadcasts. Which, I guess, means I'm not allowed to talk about the game. 11:22 AM Aug 21st from TwitterBerry
  17. Sorry again for the stupid game thing. I thought I had it set to never do that again. 2:38 AM Aug 19th from TwitterBerry
  18. Hey, my Pet Slappy in Pirates needs love, can you pet them for me? http://tinyurl.com/m7v7yt #zyngapirates #fb 2:35 AM Aug 19th from Zynga Games
  19. Finished the Pirates Kill the Mayor's personal guards Missions. Send me an Energy Boost! http://tinyurl.com/m7v7yt #zyngapirates #fb 2:34 AM Aug 19th from Zynga Games
  20. I remember telling my ex: "as long as we have each other, we'll never run out of things to argue about". She moved out shortly thereafter... 8:01 PM Aug 17th from TwitterBerry