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  1. True, you may be worth more to me alive than dead. But you're more pleasing to me dead. 7:56 PM Apr 1st from web
  2. So BORED. It's been ages since I had a D-Leaguer executed for kicks. 4:08 PM Mar 31st from web
  3. What do you mean, where have I been for the last week? I will cryogenically freeze myself when I damn well please. 8:24 AM Mar 29th from web
  4. Is that nagging cough still bothering you? Probably has something to do with all that lead dust I put in your air vents. 4:14 PM Mar 24th from web
  5. Live every month like it's March MADNESS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! 9:49 AM Mar 21st from web
  6. Favorite player: Villanueva. Don't have to deal with smell of burnt hair after hooking him up to car battery. 6:59 PM Mar 20th from web
  7. Ahhhh, St. Patrick's Day... The very best day to kill Irishmen. 7:38 PM Mar 16th from web
  8. Another round of experimental surgery complete! How do you like your new fins? 6:18 PM Mar 15th from web
  9. Fools! After him! 9:19 AM Mar 15th from web
  10. These cybernetic bears are more expensive than real ones, but much easier to control. Bullet-proof, too. 3:53 PM Mar 14th from web
  11. What you do not smell is called iocane powder. It is odorless, tasteless, dissolves instantly in water, and I've injected it into your neck. 1:22 PM Mar 13th from web
  12. Actually, I discourage players from having personalities. http://tinyurl.com/apv2pl 8:57 PM Mar 12th from web
  13. Just because I'm sterile doesn't mean I don't enjoy sniffing panties. 2:36 PM Mar 12th from web
  14. Well, well, well... Look what my genetically engineered bear-cat dragged in. 1:59 PM Mar 12th from web
  15. You... fucking... people. 8:04 AM Mar 12th from web
  16. Care to watch a WNBA game? MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! 4:53 PM Mar 9th from web
  17. That's a '55 Dom Perignon. 'Twould be a pity to ruin it. 11:22 PM Mar 7th from web
  18. I have GOT to get a eugenically enhanced lynx. 5:04 AM Mar 6th from web
  19. About to watch Watchmen. I admire that Ozymandias. The remote lair, the big exotic cat, the creation of a huge monster to kill millions... 9:02 PM Mar 5th from web
  20. Did you enjoy your meal? I hope so... because it was YOUR LAST!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA! 2:52 PM Mar 5th from web
  • Name Fake David Stern
  • Bio Evil David Stern. Not to be confused with the NBA commissioner who acts this way behind closed doors.
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