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the_dza

  1. Y'all be shakin' dem giblets!
  2. Am I the only jackass that can't log into tumblr.
  3. Thinking about a shallow grave for my brother and sister. http://yfrog.com/1ykuoj
  4. Nap time, bitches!
  5. Is explaining twitter at thanksgiving still a thing?
  6. Bored apes placate.
  7. @essdogg I'm calling my state rep in the morning.
  8. Moody #rejected7dwarfs
  9. I was informed that thanksgiving would be a "Weight Watchers feast". I don't know if that's a hint or an unvitation.
  10. If @sween would draw what @lindstifa last tweeted I might be able to figure out a way to drop another name.
  11. @Beef_Tongue way to payot forward.
  12. Happy birthday, @vmarinelli! Rock the fuck out!
  13. Brad got me a new one. http://yfrog.com/4i4xjj
  14. I would like to trade Black Friday for Blue Monday. Play me off Fats!
  15. Are you a mod or a rocker?
  16. "Cancer - Don't take responsibility for someone else's emotional breakdown." I was right. It was just another manic Monday.
  17. I just played my first RPG. @elizabite showed me how to level-up and bought me a masterwork staff. Back off. She's all mine.
  18. SURPRISE!
  19. I am terrible at surprises.
  20. I can't believe that even Puff Daddy and Jimmy Page couldn't save Godzilla.