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  1. Natalie Portman, one of the greatest actors of her generation? Um. No.
  2. Mattresses aren't for sleeping and fornicating anymore. #Glee
  3. @bunnycaper I'm with you. Fuck all this sad downer shit
  4. @bunnycaper xx, wavves, girls, ugh. Make this shit STOP
  5. Okay, so not wrong number and it's for this Sunday. My bad. Much love to you @j3 and @megdouglas. I will not be #tardyfortheparty
  6. @The_Liv80 that's just cold big bro.
  7. just got a wrong text, mad that I wasn't at a baby shower. Who has baby showers at 8:30 pm??? #tardyfortheparty #fb
  8. can't decide if Close to Me or Pictures of You is my fav Cure song. Looks like I'm breaking out guyliner and putting the iPod on repeat #fb
  9. @borkdc i think house check-ins are A)unfair and B)kinda puts your home out there. @adrianb @foursquare
  10. For @ladyearl their newest fan RT @ournameisfun giving away free songs, i just put up four christmas songs at myspace.com/andrewdost
  11. is pretty sure he is going to have to suffer through that Chipmunks sequel movie. #fb
  12. @JPrucinsky Jim Beam #youhaventbeenpayingattention
  13. The fire in my heart is out.
  14. Phrenology Food #benandjerryfailures
  15. Chubby Chubbies #benandjerryfailures
  16. Cherry Gabriel Garcia Marquez #benandjerryfailures
  17. @JPrucinsky shit, I know exactly what you mean #toughtimesdontlastforever
  18. Great. L'enfant smells like one giant fart. Wipe yo ass commuters #wmata
  19. @nerditry you know and I do that such a gift will be wasted on those beautiful ladies and their sexy cheeses. @rsbagga #wrongequipment
  20. You’ve been humming in a daze forever. Praying for Pavement to get back together #myfavoritealbums2009 #fbhttp://blip.fm/~h71u6