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  1. @barefootjim i don't think it's that i hate the Home Depot so much as I hate the people who work there. 2 minutes ago from web in reply to barefootjim
  2. @barefootjim i hate the Home Depot. It can get fucked and die. about 1 hour ago from web in reply to barefootjim
  3. @That_Bat oh, grand. about 5 hours ago from Echofon in reply to That_Bat
  4. @barefootjim mayhaps I'll have similar luck, but I was warned against optimism. about 5 hours ago from Echofon in reply to barefootjim
  5. I get to wake up at 3 tomorrow to catch a 6:30 flight! Yay Thankgiving! Yay LAX! about 6 hours ago from Echofon
  6. @Pilgrim945 I find it hilarious that bonobos fuck, like, constantly, and Bonobos clothing guarantees the exact opposite. about 10 hours ago from web in reply to Pilgrim945
  7. @phel for, you know, wiping the sweat off your brow after a long day's classing up the joint. about 10 hours ago from web in reply to phel
  8. @Pilgrim945 i don't even think the homeless would wear that shit. they can't attract too much attention. about 10 hours ago from web in reply to Pilgrim945
  9. @Pilgrim945 "Funky shapes and colors will make you the wildlife of the party." No, they won't. But they will get you beat the fuck up. about 10 hours ago from web in reply to Pilgrim945
  10. @Pilgrim945 ho-lee shit. about 10 hours ago from web in reply to Pilgrim945
  11. @Pilgrim945 Bonobos? I'm having a hard time reconciling apes with huge balls and menswear. Wait...no I'm not. about 10 hours ago from web in reply to Pilgrim945
  12. http://bit.ly/1K1O2O via @TheOnion - Heroin Addicts Pressure President To Stay Course In Afghanistan about 10 hours ago from web
  13. Homecooked Harpy Halted by Ham http://www.youtube.com/watc... about 10 hours ago from web
  14. @Skirkster THIS PLACE IS A TOMB. about 11 hours ago from web in reply to Skirkster
  15. @barefootjim the funny thing is, coverage back home is pretty great. out here i guess it's just different. who is the dominant carrier? about 12 hours ago from web in reply to barefootjim
  16. @barefootjim that is obnoxious. about 12 hours ago from web in reply to barefootjim
  17. @barefootjim i've heard a lot of people 'round these parts complaining about the iPhone the past few days. I guess it's the network. about 12 hours ago from web in reply to barefootjim
  18. @Skirkster AW FUCK YEAH. about 24 hours ago from web in reply to Skirkster
  19. @Chim_Richalds it's not letting me retweet that. i'll favorite it and cherish it always. about 24 hours ago from web in reply to Chim_Richalds
  20. @Skirkster Bone Machine! No, wait, that's not good driving music. Um...Funeral AND Neon Bible. about 24 hours ago from web in reply to Skirkster