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  1. Proposed band name: Nursery Rhyme Protagonist 2:59 PM Nov 16th from Echofon
  2. Replacement entry for The Wordsmith: "The cleverness of it is clever." 12:45 PM Nov 16th from Echofon
  3. Btw, that was actually a valid use of "jaundiced". Apologies to The Wordsmith. I am orange with remorse. 10:03 PM Nov 7th from Echofon
  4. Proposed not-euphemism band name: Yodelling Pickle 2:07 PM Nov 7th from Echofon
  5. The original "V" miniseries was 26 years ago?? Thanks for making me feel ancient, you stupid facts! 10:11 AM Nov 5th from Echofon
  6. Actual sentence: "...often have competing goals." Misread sentence: "...often have competing goats." 5:23 AM Nov 5th from Echofon
  7. Another pearl from The Wordsmith: "That's a pretty jaundiced view to take." I so wanted to add "I'm so skeptical of them I turned orange!" 3:22 PM Nov 4th from Echofon
  8. Proposed band name: Completely Mostly True 9:25 AM Nov 3rd from Echofon
  9. Proposed band name: Pre-Zoloft Mom 9:17 AM Nov 3rd from Echofon
  10. Proposed band name: Crawlspace of Wonder 8:39 AM Nov 3rd from Echofon
  11. Proposed band name: Typographical Nomenclature 6:17 PM Oct 31st from Echofon
  12. I wonder how many people tonight are saying "where are my chaps?" 4:17 PM Oct 31st from Echofon
  13. ..."off-puttingly", "well-organized", "mullet-filled", "surreptitiously", "in the finest Belgian tradition". 3:26 PM Oct 30th from Echofon
  14. Btw, here are some other descriptors that don't mollify HR: "wildly", "smokily", "detail-oriented", "hamsterlike", "confusingly"... 3:19 PM Oct 30th from Echofon
  15. Riddle me this: The biggest trick the devil ever pulled is convincing the world he exists. 3:13 PM Oct 30th from Echofon
  16. Proposed band name: Succored In. 10:18 AM Oct 28th from Echofon
  17. Update: HR may not be mollified if you offer to substitute the descriptors "gently" or "tenderly". 9:56 AM Oct 28th from Echofon
  18. It may not be acceptable, however, to use the descriptors "deeply" or "vigorously". 9:54 AM Oct 28th from Echofon
  19. In a sufficiently informal meeting, it's acceptable to say that in a certain context the project would be "screwed". 9:51 AM Oct 28th from Echofon
  20. Or: Hair of Destiny. 7:26 AM Oct 28th from Echofon