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  1. I think I am going to be Jason Todd for Halloween, all i need is a box and 2 tons of dirt to cover it! hA He hO HA HE Ho hO!
  2. Looking for new roomate. Non-smoker(unless I set you on fire), no pets. no students, must have own whoopie cushion
  3. No more roomate! We were stealing lunch trays and I could only fit 35 inside him before he just fell over! Some theif!!!
  4. The stuck me with a new roomate. Super villians just aren't what they used to be. I'm not following @AdmiralSteal even if we now have a tv
  5. Just got caught with stolen cigarettes in my cell. It was easy to prove, they all still had their owners lips attached to them.
  6. Batman got me for burning down an orphanage. So if you don't have parents you run straight to Batman? What is he? Their patron saint?
  7. none of you rubes would have ever heard of Arkham Asylum if it wasn't for little ol me
  8. a thorn in my sole, the shape of a bat his eyes to pluck, his skull to crack
  9. Harley is out of town, I have been strangling, beating, and ignoring strangers. Somehow it's not the same.
  10. Woke up this morning with "Stranglers Thumb", its been a busy week. I REALLY need to get some rope, or tube socks
  11. Just got back from vacation, it was good to "break out" of my daily routine I went to mexico and had the SWINE of my life! Did you miss me ?
  12. My birthday is coming up and I want to celebrate with style, some dancing, drinks , and all the barbequed batwings you can eat!
  13. @BrendaBDSM Glad Im following you too, but why would I look at your cam when I can see you through your window? Hope you like Joker venom!
  14. Just added myself to the http://wefollow.com twitter directory under: #rubberchicken #hatethebat #knives
  15. they took my shoelaces but at least they left my silly putty
  16. @jimmyfallon Hey Jimmy, if you put on a little muscle you would really be the spitting image of Jason Todd
  17. Where does Jason Todd go to unwind after work ? A crowbar ! Ha hA HA ha He hE Ho hO
  18. @jimmyfallon Jimmy my dear boy, a favor for a favor? I’ll be on your show if you just undo my straight jacket.
  19. @aplusk you're an amatuer, the best punks involve a fish hook in the eye
  20. @aplusk, I’ve got a great idea to punk @jimmyfallon, we wrap him up in barbed wire and set him on fire! We could get pepsi to sponsor us!