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  1. Harley is out of town, I have been strangling, beating, and ignoring strangers. Somehow it's not the same.
  2. Woke up this morning with "Stranglers Thumb", its been a busy week. I REALLY need to get some rope, or tube socks
  3. Just got back from vacation, it was good to "break out" of my daily routine I went to mexico and had the SWINE of my life! Did you miss me ?
  4. My birthday is coming up and I want to celebrate with style, some dancing, drinks , and all the barbequed batwings you can eat!
  5. @BrendaBDSM Glad Im following you too, but why would I look at your cam when I can see you through your window? Hope you like Joker venom!
  6. Just added myself to the http://wefollow.com twitter directory under: #rubberchicken #hatethebat #knives
  7. they took my shoelaces but at least they left my silly putty
  8. @jimmyfallon Hey Jimmy, if you put on a little muscle you would really be the spitting image of Jason Todd
  9. Where does Jason Todd go to unwind after work ? A crowbar ! Ha hA HA ha He hE Ho hO
  10. @jimmyfallon Jimmy my dear boy, a favor for a favor? I’ll be on your show if you just undo my straight jacket.
  11. @aplusk you're an amatuer, the best punks involve a fish hook in the eye
  12. @aplusk, I’ve got a great idea to punk @jimmyfallon, we wrap him up in barbed wire and set him on fire! We could get pepsi to sponsor us!
  13. Did you know that after you stab a doctor in the throat they can refuse to treat you? Don't they take an oath or something ?
  14. I think I am getting sick, you know what they say feed a cold, stab a doctor
  15. @JimmyFallon That's a really nice cup of pencils you have on your desk Jimmy Fallon.
  16. Just polishing my Oscar. Well, it's just the torso I left the rest of the guy in an alley.
  17. I didn't say EAT IT you sickos.
  18. Recipe for PERFECT PANCAKE: Pre-heat skillet, peel one medium sized HEAD, grill FACE until golden brown. Top with maple syup and cinnamon.
  19. Happiness isn't a warm gun, it's a warm PUPPY... If only they'd stop cooling off!!
  20. In honor of presidents day I am writing Mr. Kennedy hoping he will pardon me, he has a good head on his shoulders.