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  1. History is when headlines slide down the page and become footnotes. 11:14 AM Nov 21st from Seesmic
  2. @Gregoriancant Stupid AC and their coming soon crap. Thanks for the RT. 6:00 AM Nov 21st from Seesmic in reply to Gregoriancant
  3. Yep. That slipped out. Metric Cheese. http://bit.ly/6TOoIW 6:22 PM Nov 20th from Seesmic
  4. Dear God! I fear I may write an article tonight. Someone call my sponsor. 6:14 PM Nov 20th from Seesmic
  5. Life is short so Carpe canum. 1:01 PM Nov 19th from Seesmic
  6. Life is pretty much about having someone for whom you can catch a delicious bass. If you have that, you're more than halfway there. 3:59 PM Nov 16th from Seesmic
  7. Oh, sure, my back is in great shape. C is a shape, right? The perfect shape for seeing if your shoes are shined, but not much else. 3:48 PM Nov 16th from Seesmic
  8. Netflix is suggesting "African-American Comedies" just because I like Tyler Perry's Madea. When did picking a movie become a racial issue? 3:05 PM Nov 16th from Seesmic
  9. I never realized how many bands covered Devo. Soundgarden and Nirvana, just to name a couple. Holy crap! Nirvana? Yep..http://bit.ly/2MCqHV 12:55 PM Nov 16th from Seesmic
  10. They made a director's cut of The Butterfly Effect. They had to because the fan cut would have only been the title & credits. 5:25 AM Nov 16th from Seesmic
  11. met a alien paleontologist today. He wore a funny hat, goggles, and drove a hybrid space ship. 8:54 AM Nov 15th from Seesmic
  12. Worst pickup line ever, "Who wants to get a child support check from me next year?" 7:59 PM Nov 10th from Seesmic
  13. The ghosts of all the soap scum I've killed in my life have taken possession of my automatic shower cleaner. 7:43 PM Nov 8th from Seesmic
  14. 5 minutes of fidgeting and a lucky hook on the mounting bracket = new microwave oven installed & working. 12:58 PM Nov 8th from Seesmic
  15. Handy DIY tip: When removing ab over-the-range microwave oven by yourself, a 16" high plastic storage bin makes a great dead-man support. 10:13 AM Nov 8th from Seesmic
  16. Chore Man Creeps Neighborhood Kids or how was your Halloween? http://bit.ly/394uRI 6:51 AM Nov 1st from Seesmic
  17. I'm glad Delta finally got all the NWA planes re-painted. It never set right with me to see an airline named after a rap group. 9:49 AM Oct 30th from Seesmic
  18. I very much favor the creation of International Bron-Yr-Aur Stomp Day. 9:39 AM Oct 30th from Seesmic
  19. I must insists, the proper way to eat your pancakes & waffles is to cut them up BEFORE you add syrup. Anything less is uncivilized. 8:32 AM Oct 27th from Seesmic
  20. "Madam, we must have waffles! We must all have waffles forthwith!" 4:14 AM Oct 26th from Seesmic