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  1. Worst pickup line ever, "Who wants to get a child support check from me next year?"about 5 hours ago from Seesmic
  2. The ghosts of all the soap scum I've killed in my life have taken possession of my automatic shower cleaner.7:43 PM Nov 8th from Seesmic
  3. 5 minutes of fidgeting and a lucky hook on the mounting bracket = new microwave oven installed & working.12:58 PM Nov 8th from Seesmic
  4. Handy DIY tip: When removing ab over-the-range microwave oven by yourself, a 16" high plastic storage bin makes a great dead-man support.10:13 AM Nov 8th from Seesmic
  5. Chore Man Creeps Neighborhood Kids or how was your Halloween? http://bit.ly/394uRI6:51 AM Nov 1st from Seesmic
  6. I'm glad Delta finally got all the NWA planes re-painted. It never set right with me to see an airline named after a rap group.9:49 AM Oct 30th from Seesmic
  7. I very much favor the creation of International Bron-Yr-Aur Stomp Day.9:39 AM Oct 30th from Seesmic
  8. I must insists, the proper way to eat your pancakes & waffles is to cut them up BEFORE you add syrup. Anything less is uncivilized.8:32 AM Oct 27th from Seesmic
  9. "Madam, we must have waffles! We must all have waffles forthwith!"4:14 AM Oct 26th from Seesmic
  10. "Talkin' about 'I left my wallet in El Segundo.' That boy done lost his mind."4:15 PM Oct 25th from Seesmic
  11. A history of time including Babylonians and French http://bit.ly/3i2v4U Read it before the sun goes down.12:17 PM Oct 25th from Seesmic
  12. Wha-hoo! AC finally processed my latest article. Please to be enjoying with your favorite beverage. http://bit.ly/HY8tZ11:13 AM Oct 25th from Seesmic
  13. If you didn't laugh at Pootie Tang, I don't think we can be friends.9:26 PM Oct 23rd from Seesmic
  14. @Gregoriancant: RE you last AC article. Whatever happened to the WOW transmission? Anyone ever follow up on it?6:55 PM Oct 23rd from Seesmic in reply to Gregoriancant
  15. Anyone know if you can stitch two or more PDFs together after they've been rendered? I'm doubtful.6:48 PM Oct 23rd from Seesmic
  16. Bank of America finally called after 5 months to say my re-fi is ready to sign. FIVE months! This all started with, "About 60 days." oy!4:57 PM Oct 23rd from Seesmic
  17. The great thing about life is cinnamon toast.3:53 PM Oct 23rd from Seesmic
  18. The email client on my task bar reads, "Trash for Barefoot". Meh, story of my life.7:34 PM Oct 19th from Seesmic
  19. To everyone who can't figure out which way is North, South, East or West, stare at the sun until you figure it out.8:07 AM Oct 13th from Seesmic
  20. I bought some rubber cement today to keep my condom on.6:18 PM Oct 10th from Seesmic