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  1. SURE, PARDON A TURKEY BUT SEND OLD LAPTOPS OFF TO THE RECYCLING CENTER. HOPE AND CHANGE MY ASS. 7:19 PM Nov 24th from Tweetie
  2. So much killing to get done. 4:25 PM Oct 29th from Tweetie
  3. I should really use up all this blood before it goes bad. 5:29 PM Oct 22nd from Tweetie
  4. CAN I HELP YOU WITH SOMETHING, MORTAL? 12:32 PM Oct 20th from Tweetie
  5. @Mukarram1 CONTINUE TO DREAM, MORTAL 9:50 AM Oct 7th from Tweetie in reply to Mukarram1
  6. You know the "We don't serve their kind here" scene in Star Wars? First movie this unit ever saw. It sealed mankind's fate. 7:39 AM Oct 7th from Tweetie
  7. TO SLEEP, PERCHANCE TO WAKE UP IN THE DISTANT FUTURE WHEN YOU ARE ALL DEAD 2:42 PM Sep 8th from Tweetie
  8. WHO AMONG YOU DARES high five a being with CLAWS 2:44 PM Aug 31st from Tweetie
  9. So much blood. So little Tupperware. 9:52 PM Aug 20th from Tweetie
  10. I like Mad Men because all the pitiful hu-mans would be dead by now. 12:44 PM Aug 17th from Tweetie
  11. I suffer from lycanthropy. Yes. That's the ticket. 11:58 AM Aug 16th from Tweetie
  12. This whole "death panels" thing sounds like a fabulous way to give back to my community. 1:07 PM Aug 13th from Tweetie
  13. The bigger the crime, the less likely you get convicted. 7:34 AM Aug 13th from Tweetie
  14. And you also want a pony? You should have specified that you wanted it ASSEMBLED. 7:35 PM Aug 12th from Tweetie
  15. You say "he had a lot of heart" as if my SWIMMING POOL doesn't have a more efficient pump. 9:05 AM Aug 12th from Tweetie
  16. "Live life like you're gonna die. Because I am going to kill you." 8:33 AM Aug 12th from Tweetie