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  1. The only way to avoid ancient electro-magnetic hostile wavelengths is to hire a stranger to lock you in an empty room for 3 years, minimum. 1:53 PM Dec 16th from TweetDeck
  2. 2nd step: download "Shadow Scan" webapp. 3rd step: sign up for "active alerts" to notify you at work when Shadow Man is moving in your home. 7:06 PM Dec 14th from TweetDeck
  3. Have you even safeguarded your home/family from Shadow Man occupation? First step: install minimum 12 security cameras with 5TB hard drive. 6:32 PM Dec 13th from Twitterrific
  4. Even when you're just walking down the street in your neighborhood, there's a 90% chance that your home is occupied by a Shadow Man. 7:20 PM Dec 12th from web
  5. New prerequisite to be a local news anchor: preside over at least one human evaporation. Cable news requires dozens of "dematerializations". 7:32 PM Nov 29th from Twitterrific
  6. The wallpaper of the average website has a 40% chance of making you kill yourself. The only way to avoid this is to stop using the internet. 12:12 AM Nov 25th from web
  7. New meta-"worm" virus has been unleashed into your enzymes just from reading this! Look at your hands! Take your hand off the mouse now!!!!! 5:28 PM Nov 18th from web
  8. There's no difference between swiping your debit card and making a direct prayer to Satan. 8:01 PM Nov 15th from web
  9. Debit card data is filtered through the master server which satanic numerologists use to formulate a prayer to the Evil One in your name! 1:31 PM Nov 13th from web
  10. Tinfoil helmets ineffective against common forms of thought implantation. Experts recommend alarms at 10 minute intervals throughout night. 8:39 PM Nov 11th from web
  11. Scientists decode proto cro-magnon genome and convert to midi; will result in activation of "Beast Circuit". 10:35 PM Nov 10th from web
  12. World of Warcraft preparing the brain for Matrix-style avatar slave future! http://tinyurl.com/yd8t7ce 10:55 AM Nov 8th from web
  13. "Health care" bill includes new federal beurocracy created to place homeless bone-chilling clowns in your community!!! 8:49 PM Nov 7th from Twitterrific
  14. The evidence is mounting that direct eye contact with any intentional agent is highly sketch under pretty much all circumstances. 9:37 PM Nov 2nd from web
  15. WHY is Joe Biden always flubbing? NLP? Or an excuse to drink human plasma in his walk in closet? 10:51 PM Oct 31st from Twitterrific
  16. New torture technique uncovered by REAL headline journalists! "Staple-gun to the face" may have been used by local Sheriff's deputies!!! 5:23 PM Oct 30th from web
  17. Could your loved one be a drone CIA assassin bot? 3:20 PM Oct 29th from web
  18. Beware of someone called "Ron Howard the Duck"; he is DEFINITELY a shapeshifter! 4:17 PM Oct 26th from web
  19. So yeah...that guy...on TV? He's not a Shadow Man; he's a 5 dimensional hyper-shadow of a Shadow Man...moving through our 4D reality. 7:02 PM Oct 25th from web
  20. The real goal of the Swine Flu vaccine? To prepare us for the reptilian DNA upgrade. 8:39 PM Oct 11th from Twitterrific
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