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isnt it awesome when you walk into a bathroom stall and you see a turd the size of a redwood tree trunk?1:03 PM Jul 17thfrom web
about to go golf ~ i have some company with me today, so no on course tweets! dont miss me too much... bitches. =)8:30 AM Jul 17thfrom web
"why yes.. ice cream sounds very pleasant now. BUT NO SPRINKLES! and for ever sprinkle i find... I shall KILL YOU!" -stewie griffin.7:49 AM Jul 17thfrom web
im eating cold hawaiian pizza & it tastes like an orgasm.7:25 AM Jul 17thfrom web
is it sad that i watch sports center like 3 times before i leave the room in the morning?7:00 AM Jul 17thfrom web
Dude I would give up my first born 2 be a guest taster on iron chef. For the rest of my life. I'd be so fat, a helicoptor will airlift me in6:13 AM Jul 17thfrom Tweetie