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  1. @pallo105 what about em? I'll try to keep it g rated.
  2. @DanielKrajeski I guess u and one other person is offended by my tweets lol
  3. Anyone bored with Twitter yet? Cuz I am..
  4. I'm so hungry I can eat a menstruating cow. That's why I'm going to bucca di beppo.
  5. I wish I had a bazooka for horrible drivers. Kinda like the koopa shell in Mario cart 64! BOOM!!!!
  6. my pretzel addiction is becoming dangerous.
  7. muh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh!
  8. isnt it awesome to see tom watson on top? what a great guy and a class act.
  9. @DanielKrajeski i am a good person. and i speak whats on my mind.
  10. @DanielKrajeski not comments about my tweets. comments about my physical. inappropriate things.
  11. @DanielKrajeski oh yea? how so?
  12. I'm getting a little scared of tweeting.. Gettin some off color comments.
  13. lol you guys think im funny, but im not even trying to be funny?
  14. @TheChristinaKim honey what the flip happened to u?! lasers and whatnot!?
  15. isnt it awesome when you walk into a bathroom stall and you see a turd the size of a redwood tree trunk?
  16. about to go golf ~ i have some company with me today, so no on course tweets! dont miss me too much... bitches. =)
  17. "why yes.. ice cream sounds very pleasant now. BUT NO SPRINKLES! and for ever sprinkle i find... I shall KILL YOU!" -stewie griffin.
  18. im eating cold hawaiian pizza & it tastes like an orgasm.
  19. is it sad that i watch sports center like 3 times before i leave the room in the morning?
  20. Dude I would give up my first born 2 be a guest taster on iron chef. For the rest of my life. I'd be so fat, a helicoptor will airlift me in