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  1. @adampknave Naaaa. Hang on to it for me. I'll pick it up when we meet for drinks. And don't forget...you're buyin'. 12:32 PM Nov 19th from web in reply to adampknave
  2. I missed you, twitter. Fucking time machine malfunction. Gandhi says "what up Tweeps!" by the way. 12:21 PM Nov 19th from web
  3. @whithonea That's what made me the athlete I am today. Also, little chocolate doughnuts. 9:33 AM Nov 13th from web in reply to whithonea
  4. @iammommymae Iknowright!!! Toad: Didn't get all trippy. Mop: Kitchen still looks like shit. 8:52 AM Nov 13th from web in reply to iammommymae
  5. Moping the kitchen floor is like licking a toad. The results are never what you hoped they'd be. 8:29 AM Nov 13th from web
  6. @mrbigdubya @TwoBusy Roman Maroni....He destroyed the English language, and anyone that got in his way. 7:44 AM Nov 13th from web in reply to mrbigdubya
  7. @TwoBusy @sweetsalty I'd wager it was something along the lines of Honeycrisp slobber. 7:08 AM Nov 13th from web in reply to TwoBusy
  8. @trouttowers Mesh thingies? They make those? Fuck. There goes my million dollar idea. 7:02 AM Nov 13th from web in reply to trouttowers
  9. Toilet Paper. The best-est substitute for coffee filters. But not vice-versa. Ever. Trust me on this. 6:57 AM Nov 13th from web
  10. @TwoBusy @trouttowers That's why I forgo them. Mostly. Unless I'm cooking sauce or something equally "splatter-y" 6:21 AM Nov 13th from web in reply to TwoBusy
  11. R/T@TwoBusy New post from me @DadCentric, on the journey from here to there: http://tinyurl.com/ydnzm7w..... 6:16 AM Nov 13th from web
  12. Internets, I ain't laughed this hard since I saw that old person fall down the other day.....http://bit.ly/1X0dEI 4:49 PM Nov 12th from web
  13. @JettSuperior @waitinthevan Ohhhhhh, I don't know. That's some first class, haute cuisine for the discriminating Hobo. 4:15 PM Nov 12th from web in reply to JettSuperior
  14. @JettSuperior I've said it before, that right there is Wile E. Coyote genius. 3:50 PM Nov 12th from web in reply to JettSuperior
  15. @whithonea Just make sure the check clears this time. 3:49 PM Nov 12th from web in reply to whithonea
  16. Gol-damn, but that @whithonea can write.... http://bit.ly/2KID8E 3:34 PM Nov 12th from web
  17. @CroutonBoy Yea. I'd hire that guy. On the spot. 2:24 PM Nov 12th from web in reply to CroutonBoy
  18. @adampknave Indeed. Yesterday, she requested "I Turned Into a Martian". She likes the WHOA-OOO-O part. 2:08 PM Nov 12th from web in reply to adampknave
  19. @JettSuperior The feeling is most-est mutual. 1:55 PM Nov 12th from web in reply to JettSuperior
  20. @JettSuperior @atomicneddy Sounds like Black Sabbath. That's a Good thing. 1:42 PM Nov 12th from web in reply to JettSuperior