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  1. Any other ex-Christians looking forward to Christmas? Family, friends, gifts, food and booze. Who said imaginary fables couldn't be fun?
  2. @DanielFlorien I find myself wishing I could hit "command Z" on a regular basis.
  3. I went to church tonight with my wife. The sermon taught me how to wear the armor of God and stab people with the sword of "truth". :)
  4. @DanielFlorien Don't do it. I can't even go over to people's houses with cats. I'm miserable for days. The animal is pure evil.
  5. Someone managed to steal my credit card number and charge several hundred dollars. Gotta love the internets.
  6. There’s a phrase many live by in America: “In God We Trust”. It’s right there where Jesus would want it … on our money.
  7. At 5:00 I'll be tailgating … 7:00 I'll be watching The Dave Matthews Band live at an outdoor concert. Beer, food & music … it is a good day.
  8. Prayer = Talking to yourself … Talking to yourself = Early sign of insanity … Insanity = Delusional & dangerous behavior. Seek medical help.
  9. Finally. I've actually had time to blog and now tweet today. I've been in withdrawal from work overload.
  10. Holy irony … a devout Catholic man is crushed by a stone altar while praising God for saving his life. http://tiny.cc/19fqt
  11. 8 years ago, I thought the devil deceived a group of Islamic men so they believed a lie & flew planes into buildings. So sad.@DanielFlorien
  12. RT @SisyphusFragmnt Morality is doing what is right regardless what we are told. Religion is doing what we are told no matter what is right.
  13. RT @toddnickel Whenever someone says “I’m not book smart, but I’m street smart”, all I hear is “I’m not real smart, but I’m imaginary smart”
  14. Why are all corporations incapable of serving coffee that doesn't taste like ass? It never fails. Yet I always say yes when it's offered.
  15. RT @DanielFlorien Science may not as magical as god, but it does have the benefit of actually existing and working.
  16. There is no God. I just witnessed in horror as the late Kurt Cobain sang "Hungry Like The Wolf" by Duran Duran on Guitar Hero 5.
  17. @leavingreligion Yep. I launched my design & marketing company a few months ago. It's been a dream since college. What biz are you starting?
  18. @leavingreligion Thanks for checking in. My new business has me buried in work. Good busy, but still busy. I hardly have any time to blog.
  19. Some say if I don't worship God, I worship myself. But I haven't butchered my son for my glory. I'm not worthy of worship. @DanielFlorien
  20. If their is a god, I curse him for creating ragweed. My sinuses have officially been smited with wrathful vengeance.