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  1. I love axle-crackers when they try and squeeze a seat in the rush hour, cracked ribs all round - wot larks LOL [Fat Larry]
  2. He's talking about chickens. Ah bugger, he got off at Oxford CIrcus. Fuck me he's huge [Easy George]
  3. Jam the doors on him George, you'll end up on the news :) [Fat Larry]
  4. Stephen Fry just got on! [Easy George]
  5. LOL @ Dave's rudimentary understanding of how Twitter works [Easy George]
  6. Classy twitter feed guys. I'm hanging out with the 14 crowd anyway, they don't hate punters (and 'goils') like you twits BLOCKED[Slinky Sue]
  7. You're missing nothing anyway mate [Fat Larry]
  8. Goils! There goes the neighbourhood LOL Dave you might as well join me tonight cos u got nothin better to do now hahaha [Easy George]
  9. You are such a fucking loudmouth prick and we had a chat and you were lucky to get that arsehole [Slinky Sue]
  10. The theatre crowd had to make their own arrangements last night cos I pulled Slinky Sue YAY. Was just George on duty all night, haha [Dave]
  11. Puker! My God, they're starting early today. Stuck in traffic at Kentish Town so they'll have to hold their noses LOL [Fat Larry]
  12. Not sure I can be arsed, mate. Might go Out Of Service and go looking for some crowded stops to buzz past. It IS the weekend! :) [Dave]
  13. LOL the fat stand on my watch. Fancy a 6-bus cruise later? You can take the rear and I'll pack em in at the head. Dave too [Easy George]
  14. @Easy George - I like those seats you've got, real knee scrapers. They're lolling about in luxury with me :( [Fat Larry]
  15. Suddenly remembered I had to feed the cat. Dumped the punters at Mornington Crescent and went home. Fat bastards need the walk anyway [Dave]
  16. Last week was the best - managed to zip past five West End stops cos buses in front. Stopping for these fools is too boring [Fat Larry]
  17. My driver set the talking robot-bint to 'verbose' this morning, I swear she was giving updates on the temperature every 5 seconds LOL [Dave]
  18. Larry - know what you mean, mate. Been depressed ever since the roadworks at Finchley cleared up [Easy George]
  19. Hahaha dumped a lot of saps at Camden. Just when you thought the day was drab and irredeemable... [Fat Larry]