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thatssougly

  1. If I learned anything from 9-11 (and the jury is still out on that one) it's that these colors don't run. Never forget.
  2. If your dad hugged you as much as my dad fingerbanged me, you'd have a happy childhood.
  3. Harlot! Leave the dress so that I may jerk into it.
  4. I am 27 years old, have only been in one serious relationship, and I always mind the stepchildren. (followed by 30 seconds of eye contact)
  5. Lindsey Lohan has a gyner like a sharpei.
  6. @thatssougly I'm gonna buy him a toupee, just so I can snatch it off of his head and slap his face with it. (via @echounit)
  7. There's a three rape minimum in this play.
  8. @echounit That made me laugh really loud. Like, awkwardly loud.
  9. RT @echounit: @thatssougly Fresh spam subject line: Enough energy to tear her ham wallet!
  10. RT @echounit: Fresh spam subject line: Enough energy to tear her ham wallet!
  11. Do you say it outright or do you imply "plunger rape" with your eyes?
  12. You're so Jewy. I bet you think this tax form's about you.
  13. Your new username should be "superpenetrateypsycheslut69."
  14. @shaneosaurusrex sometimes I'm goody goody, right now I'm naughty naughty.
  15. Michael Jackson might be dead. Farrah is probably pissed.
  16. Being pregnant in this weather would make any rational woman want to abort.
  17. Rape...it's all a part of life's rich tapestry.
  18. Did you guys know that people with down's syndrome really know how to party?
  19. I'm going to kill your spirit animal and mount it.
  20. #3wordsaftersex bel...biv..DEVOE.