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  1. @NikkiPilkington No problem! That will be 427 unicorn tears.
  2. Occasionally, I get a donation from an appreciative user of my free software. It's not much money, but I get the biggest kick out of it.
  3. Also, hipster doofuses (doofi?).
  4. Creating a Twitter list about Zen Cart, PrestaShop, osCommerce, e-Commerce or shopping carts? It should include @thatsoftwareguy.
  5. Does Sarah Palin ever go parasailin'?
  6. "I'm selling my beard for $2 billion." You tell 'em, tech grouch. http://techgrouch.mevio.com/
  7. @AmyJane He is his father's son.
  8. @NikkiPilkington ROTFL! I get a never ending stream of requests like this too - don't feel bad. "You should do my job for free!" Uh, no.
  9. Hee-hee! That wacky Danny Ortega is STILL a Marxist thug! Some things never change.
  10. Working on some Interac software. It's like I'm back in Canada again, eh?
  11. My inner Michael Scott is blocking me from finishing my status report.
  12. Sitting in Starbucks reading Barron's. The guy next to me is reading the Bible. "Hey, look! It's God and mammon!"
  13. Pot tax? Holy cow! Does @ThatKevinSmith know?? http://bit.ly/16TwxR
  14. CRE guys are re-focusing the company on "CRE Secure" which provides PCI Compliant hosted payment. Smart! Will blog an interview next wk.
  15. Tampa Bay CEO Tom James of Raymond James Financial on CNBC talking earnings. http://bit.ly/4ipDZj
  16. While in the shower, I figured out the cause of a software bug. Felt like Archimedes. Decided not to run down the street naked.
  17. If you're using PrestaShop, you MUST vote for my feature request for a generalized discount and fee framework! http://bit.ly/2cslYR
  18. Not a Steve Ballmer fan, but the fact that he only drives Ford to honor his dad (30 yrs wi/company) very impressive. 5th Commandment.
  19. It's easy to beat the market! For the appropriate definition of easy. http://bit.ly/5XVBn
  20. Dear Morgan Stanley: hire me! I'm just as inept as any of your other analysts! Give me a chance - let me show you what I can't do!