thatsnotnice
- Since when did i become so ridiculously high maintenance anyway?about 16 hours ago from txt
- I have three different types of face moisturizer and i can only take one. A.k.a. Indecision '09.about 16 hours ago from txt
- Well, I managed to piss off quite a few people today. I seem to have a knack for it in fact.7:44 PM Jul 15th from txt
- Hm... This isn't gardening. It's most definitely all out war.6:44 PM Jul 12th from txt
- You can't really take your anger out on giant thistle... It just says "oh yeah little punk?" and then it spanks you mercilessly.6:38 PM Jul 12th from txt
- Zoe has been the cuddliest little thing lately. I guess near-death experiences change bad attitudes in dogs, too.11:31 AM Jul 11th from txt
- At least it's just me in my car on the way to work though...7:56 AM Jul 11th from txt
- Listened to veckatimest so much that I've become one of those annoying people who sing along to the guitar and bass and even the drums.7:52 AM Jul 11th from txt
- Speaking of... why is fox news ALWAYS on the laundromat TV? Do people really watch fox news still?5:45 PM Jul 9th from txt
- I'm only going to the laundromat after all... geesh.5:32 PM Jul 9th from txt
- Hey, coffee shop squatters... I'm not judging your hairy armpits and legs so i'm not sure why you're glaring at my fantastic pj's.5:30 PM Jul 9th from txt
- Work keeps offering pizza on the days that my lunch ends up the tragic victim of my own clumsiness...2:10 PM Jul 9th from txt
- This has been the worst half hour in the history of tuna.11:08 AM Jul 9th from txt
- Thank god for water proof mattress protectors... I think they're basically a requirement with geriatric cocker spaniels.12:38 AM Jul 9th from txt
- Dog just peed all over my bed while i was washing my face...12:20 AM Jul 9th from txt
- Me to wailing nephew: screaming doesn't clean up the mess you just made. Chop chop, little man!3:06 PM Jul 7th from txt
- I know, I'm not the fun aunt in the family... I'm the cold heartless one who will end up a cat lady.3:06 PM Jul 7th from txt
- Could have sworn that my nephew just said "oh jesus basketball zoe!"2:49 PM Jul 7th from txt
- He did just run headlong into a wall though...2:49 PM Jul 7th from txt
- Damnit. One day i will remember to rewind the film before opening the stupid camera.11:42 PM Jul 5th from txt
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