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  1. Since when did i become so ridiculously high maintenance anyway?
  2. I have three different types of face moisturizer and i can only take one. A.k.a. Indecision '09.
  3. Well, I managed to piss off quite a few people today. I seem to have a knack for it in fact.
  4. Hm... This isn't gardening. It's most definitely all out war.
  5. You can't really take your anger out on giant thistle... It just says "oh yeah little punk?" and then it spanks you mercilessly.
  6. Zoe has been the cuddliest little thing lately. I guess near-death experiences change bad attitudes in dogs, too.
  7. At least it's just me in my car on the way to work though...
  8. Listened to veckatimest so much that I've become one of those annoying people who sing along to the guitar and bass and even the drums.
  9. Speaking of... why is fox news ALWAYS on the laundromat TV? Do people really watch fox news still?
  10. I'm only going to the laundromat after all... geesh.
  11. Hey, coffee shop squatters... I'm not judging your hairy armpits and legs so i'm not sure why you're glaring at my fantastic pj's.
  12. Work keeps offering pizza on the days that my lunch ends up the tragic victim of my own clumsiness...
  13. This has been the worst half hour in the history of tuna.
  14. Thank god for water proof mattress protectors... I think they're basically a requirement with geriatric cocker spaniels.
  15. Dog just peed all over my bed while i was washing my face...
  16. Me to wailing nephew: screaming doesn't clean up the mess you just made. Chop chop, little man!
  17. I know, I'm not the fun aunt in the family... I'm the cold heartless one who will end up a cat lady.
  18. Could have sworn that my nephew just said "oh jesus basketball zoe!"
  19. He did just run headlong into a wall though...
  20. Damnit. One day i will remember to rewind the film before opening the stupid camera.