thatsnotnice
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Scratch my last... Just don't go out at all. Bad air, bad traffic, and angry mobs are best avoided.
2:06 PM Dec 18th
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People... Don't go to southtown it's ridiculous. As is I-15 around that area. Avoid avoid avoid!
1:47 PM Dec 18th
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Just listened to Daniel Day Lewis on NPR. Gosh, he's charming.
4:10 PM Dec 17th
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Did i add a frowny face to that last one? Oh unfinished omelette, you'll be a gloopy shadow of your former self when i try to reheat you.
8:08 PM Dec 15th
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I made a delicious pepper and onion omelette. And it's too big... I can't finish it.
7:50 PM Dec 15th
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Oh fine, so you post THAT. Ok twitter, I'm gonna walk away before I chuck you in the terlet.
7:16 PM Dec 10th
from web
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Hey wtf twitter, if I say it, you write it. My word is GOLD and all that.
7:15 PM Dec 10th
from web
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@ ha! with my luck, my film wouldn't even expose. Got an empty roll back from borg's today. :(
6:42 PM Dec 9th
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i'm pretty sure my mom doesn't know what twitter is, so disaster averted and such...
6:37 PM Dec 9th
from web
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holy crap i suck: so THAT is where that text for my sister went.
6:37 PM Dec 9th
from web
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I'm wearing a blue tshirt and a green hoodie. I look like luigi from mario brothers. Minus the mustache.
8:51 AM Dec 9th
from txt
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Sometime before christmas, can i take your portrait? Not a candid that's different. It's apart of mom's xmas present.
11:25 PM Dec 7th
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On that note, I wish I had jumped on the twitter bandwagon soon enough to get a one-letter username. Damn!
3:46 PM Dec 6th
from web
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oops, sorry @ for that last one. And this one.
3:43 PM Dec 6th
from TwitterBar
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i love it when sellers on ebay put "L@@!" in their descriptions, like they're trying to hypnotize me...
3:42 PM Dec 6th
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Thank you, girl in grimy pajamas, for walking in and validating my hobo sunday attire.
3:14 PM Dec 6th
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DONGLE?! Really? That's what you call that thing?
10:03 PM Dec 4th
from TwitterBar
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any time Costco shows up on my bank account activity, it says Costco WHSE... and of course I read that as Costco WHOREHOUSE
9:46 PM Dec 4th
from TwitterBar
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Christmas shopping NEARLY done. Thank goodness for the internet.
9:42 PM Dec 4th
from TwitterBar
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That "close elevator" button is a LIE.
2:30 PM Dec 1st
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