thatsjustelliot
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"Mom, you know what I call this (Danish Butter) cookie? The penis swirl"
6:10 PM Dec 20th
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"I need to find a way to says - 'A tribe of asparagus children who are self-conscious about how their pee smells', I love that."
1:22 PM Dec 18th
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"it's a good thing that this snow isn't fire because that would make the traffic REALLY worser"
4:37 AM Dec 10th
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"this concert is so boring ... Wait ... I think I'm sick and you need to take me home... now"
4:35 AM Dec 10th
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"I'm excited to get Legos stuff for Christmas, but also that it's Jesus holiday, I think he gets Lego's too"
5:11 AM Dec 3rd
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"ugh, shopping makes 10 minutes feel like 10,000 hours. This is stupid"
11:57 AM Nov 27th
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"I have to put my right sock on first, so I start the day off on the right foot; but it doesn't always work"
4:30 AM Nov 24th
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"You sure wouldn't let me do a huge poop in the tub (like Luke just did), would you? ... No, you probably wouldn't"
3:58 PM Nov 23rd
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"When I grow up I want to be in a band - a bandice"
6:41 AM Nov 20th
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"I know what the 'F' swear word is. I won't say it, but ... what is it just so I know that you know what it is..."
2:53 PM Nov 18th
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"If I broke my arm off I'd get a mechanical robot arm that would crush like mountains and water."
12:30 PM Nov 16th
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"Dad I clogged the toilet again. My poops are huge like a burrito"
9:54 AM Nov 15th
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"I stuffed my shoes with wet-wipes for padding, just like football players do"
6:18 AM Nov 13th
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"ugh, I need coffee! I'm so tired, I feel like my face has melted into my butt"
4:53 AM Nov 13th
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"do you have to take pills to grow boobs? Let me know so that I don't take one by accident"
4:14 AM Nov 11th
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"I hate IKEA, it's made to make kids angry and tired"
6:36 AM Nov 8th
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"If you don't want me to mess up your dumb closet than you shouldn't put so many clothes that I want to wear in there"
5:45 AM Nov 6th
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"Why don't you ask Han Solo why my room is so messy; it's his fault"
5:28 PM Nov 5th
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"looking at that picture of a bathroom makes me have to poop"
3:07 PM Nov 4th
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"Cuss words are bad, but they're not really bad because they're just words. But I still won't say them."
6:25 PM Nov 3rd
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- Name Elliott Armstrong
- Location Ohio
- Bio The random, insightful, nonsensical words of an 8 year old boy (my son, Elliott)
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