thatnight
- My grandfather, in his new room at the VA: "You know, all these men were in WWII -- ...I don't know how we won that war."3:55 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie
- I can't begin to describe how sickening it is to be driving to the office at 5:30PM in total darkness.2:41 PM Nov 2nd from Tweetie
- @: What does that even mean?3:10 AM Nov 2nd from Tweetie in reply to woozle
- Looking at cars. I need an Excedrin IV. Please, God, someone.12:59 PM Oct 29th from Tweetie
- Accidentally passed out with a bunch of paperwork in my bed. Surprised by how much nicer something is the morning after you sleep with it.10:36 AM Oct 29th from Tweetie
- As much as you nerds prefer the Windows guy in the Mac commercials, keep in mind -- he's still working for Mac.6:25 PM Oct 27th from Tweetie
- I'd take a picture of how I winterized my bedroom window using medical tape and band-aids, but then you'd know I wasn't joking.5:17 PM Oct 25th from Tweetie
- As mayor of Heinz Field, I'd like to take this opportunity to acknowledge this occasion as a tremendous achievement. For myself. 12:25 PM Oct 25th from Tweetie
- All-time highest attendance at Heinz Field!11:10 AM Oct 25th from Tweetie
- HEY-O! 7:27 AM Oct 25th from Tweetie
- MEAD MEAD IT'S GOOD FOR YOUR HEART THE MORE YOU DRINK THE MORE YOU TRASHED.6:49 PM Oct 24th from Tweetie
- Just tried mead for the first time and I think I found my gateway to alcoholism.3:59 PM Oct 24th from Tweetie
- @: How do you keep convincing people that you can speak, let alone spell?1:01 PM Oct 23rd from Tweetie in reply to woozle
- I wish foursquare and brightkite would get together and have a love child.12:59 PM Oct 23rd from Tweetie
- Seeing the casino for the first time. 44Six Club: 8:03 AM Oct 22nd from Tweetie
- Had no idea this was one of foursquare's features. Leave it to @. 7:36 AM Oct 22nd from Tweetie
- You know what would make one of those roast beef sandwiches delicious? NOTHING.2:03 PM Oct 21st from Tweetie
- I've gone months without fast food, but I'm starving, and Arby's is *right there,* and I'm prepared to argue that doesn't count as food.1:46 PM Oct 21st from Tweetie
- YES, eating all those Eat'n Park smiley cookies did indeed make me look like a smiley cookie. I'm a little upset. NOT THAT YOU CAN TELL.9:44 AM Oct 20th from Tweetie
- @: My day's outlook is suddenly a lot brighter. What a great allegory.5:13 AM Oct 20th from Tweetie in reply to RGanahl
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