ThatKevinSmith
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I'm off to seduce a big-eared broad in the next room. You can't watch, but you can come SEE ME: AUSTIN 3/4
about 7 hours ago
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Via @ "Kev dominates my Twitter homepage all day" Imagine what I'd do to your chickdicklet. If I wasn't married, I mean. Or gross.
about 7 hours ago
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Via @ "I compete w/you for my husbands love" It's not MY fault I suck a meaner dick. Or do I suck a dick meaner? Whatev - he's mine.
about 7 hours ago
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Via @ "Did you provide the voice for Towelie" No, but it's pretty easy to imitate. And I do. Often. In words and in weeds.
about 7 hours ago
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Via @ "Just booked tickets to Avatar based only on Smodcast review" The other half of the planet I take by fear with the bird!
about 7 hours ago
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Via @ "more awesome job: indie film maker or father?" Uh, Father. I was an IndieFilmMaker for CLERKS only; I'll be Dad for life.
about 7 hours ago
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No, @ - I was playing coy. Please DO make Smithsonian happen.
about 7 hours ago
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Via @ "Phallus sketched on window seemed awfully Smith-sonian for a script you didn't write" Stop trying to make Smith-sonian happen!
about 7 hours ago
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Via @ "You're a towel." I am? But I talk! Well I'm gonna do something about that! But first? I'm gonna get a little high...
about 7 hours ago
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Via @ "a teaser for our one-on-one interview at Gretzky's last week: " Fuck... There goes N'AVI CLERKS.
about 7 hours ago
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Via @ "critic said only reason u kept name off Cop Out trailers was PR stunt" A 15 year-running PR stunt, yes. Well played, Smith.
about 7 hours ago
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(2/2) as you'll wanna go nowhere near the web anymore. Don't sweat them: mean fucks are really just sad fucks. And I'm their crying towel.
about 7 hours ago
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(1/2) @ "Thing I hate is when others are mean just for the sake of being mean" Then push peanut butter into your ethernet jacks,
about 7 hours ago
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From @, re: (over $5k raised) "Addresses being compiled. Jeff is signing. Pages will be going out soon."
about 7 hours ago
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Via @ "I get anything for defending ur name on internet message boards?" I thank you, but don't bother. Life offers better sport.
about 8 hours ago
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Via @ "donated to Jeff anderson. When do we know if our signed page is sent?" Yo! @! Clean-up in aisle 37!
about 8 hours ago
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Only 10 RATS Packs left! A Brodie-holding-his-Dixie-Cup figure! The RATS photo-screenplay! Stickers!
about 9 hours ago
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Via @ "You wouldn't call it View Askew?" Be a bit like calling it "Silent Bob", no?
about 9 hours ago
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But maybe I'd go sexy with my personal strain names: CockShot (I tend to wanna fuck when I'm stoned) or AssEater (I tend to do that, too).
about 9 hours ago
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Via @ "if pot were legalised what would you name your limited edition personal blend?" Either Wayback Machine or Unstable Molecules.
about 9 hours ago
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- Name KevinSmith
- Location Body? L.A. Mind? N.J.
- Web http://www.viewas...
- Bio It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
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