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  1. @labonifacia We did alright... ;)
  2. @blueenigmaNYC nah blackberry battery is just hangin in there. Me & the Goose are still gettin along great. How your evening goin?
  3. @blueenigmaNYC it was terrific!
  4. PSA: Hey fellas, the guys in the band are tryin to get laid too. Lmao. Factor that in!
  5. @Nimbusyosh @FabieBabie -- go have a drink on me!!
  6. Aight my battery is toast. Have a great Saturday Night folks! Peace, Love & An Open Bar WITH a waitress!!
  7. Rule #2 Say "no" MORE than zero times, but say "yes" MORE than you say no
  8. Rule #1 Listen to what she says and be able to repeat at least a good summary of it a little later.
  9. FELLAS!! Listen I've just learned the 2 rules to keeping a woman happy (non sexual). Pay attention. (Drink Grey Goose)
  10. @ReinaSong No worries love. My battery is dying. My twitter updates will conclude shortly. Shouts to screwdrivers. GREY GOOSE AND vitamin C!
  11. Pausing for a quick commercial break. My Chilean sea bass just got here... http://twitpic.com/qgbhl
  12. When someone says they're NOT surprised you're NOT married, that's a compliment right?? Oh and remember: Drink Grey Goose
  13. Did I mention that this is a live band? With like 4 lead singers. The folks at TLC spared no expense...or ummm...Grey Goose.
  14. Band is playing "Crazy Love". Isn't ALL love crazy. Yall ever had a nice "sane" love. I feel like that "sane" sex would be wack...
  15. Wedding+Cameras+Open Bar+Reality TV+ThatGuyJR = the greatest shit of all time
  16. The rest of tonights tweets will be brought to you by the good people at GREY GOOSE
  17. Her: You wanna dance? / Me: I'm not really a dancer / Her: That's not what I asked you / Me: Well. Ok then. *stands*
  18. Apparently this BRIDE WARS shit makes em horny too. I'm gettin eye fucked like a flank steak outside a tiger's cage
  19. At a wedding. They're filming for some shit called BRIDE WARS. Women are hilarious.
  20. Just heard that Weezy verse over the Run This Town beat. #WhiteHotFire