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I finally have enough frequent flyer points to sit in the VIP flight lounge for two hours. Woo. Hoo. 1:33 AM Dec 19th from web
My Dr Pepper lip balm does NOT taste like Dr Pepper. 2:40 AM Dec 18th from web
Apparently, the vagina IS a clown car: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/18_Kids_and_Counting 9:29 AM Dec 15th from web
What would chairs look like if your knees bent the opposite way? 4:28 AM Dec 15th from web
@hissy_hausfrau Mine belong to Wunderkammer. 12:54 AM Dec 14th from web in reply to hissy_hausfrau
Bruce Springsteen - the ONLY boss I listen to. 5:14 AM Dec 11th from web
300 - 256 = NUMBER OF GRAMS THE DELI BITCH SHORT-CHANGED MY HUNGARIAN SALAMI. 11:37 PM Dec 7th from web
I wish Serj Tankian would reply to my marriage proposal email(s). 2:08 AM Dec 6th from web
@phynal She is phenomenally hot. 2:48 AM Dec 2nd from web in reply to phynal
Today is World AIDS Day - wear a condom to work. 12:56 PM Nov 30th from web
Bring me Solo and the Turkey. #starwarsthanksgiving 1:50 AM Nov 27th from web
RT @darthvader: I am altering the meal. Pray I don't alter it further. #starwarsthanksgiving 10:23 PM Nov 26th from web
http://whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com/ 3:42 PM Nov 26th from web
10 things you need to stop tweeting about: http://bit.ly/1Uv9Dm 1:51 PM Nov 9th from web
HAY FEVER - Making me want to gouge my eyes out with a shovel since 1980. 5:55 PM Nov 8th from web
Paranormal Activity is THE scariest movie of ALL TIME.....if you're twelve years old and still sleep with the light on. 11:48 AM Oct 25th from web
http://thereifixedit.com/ 7:58 PM Oct 17th from web
http://ihatemyparents.tumblr.com/ 9:41 PM Oct 15th from web
http://loltatz.com/ 8:16 PM Oct 8th from web
http://www.marvelousmanboobs.com/ 10:47 PM Oct 5th from web